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1、如果考試能夠升級，我現在恐怕還是負一級。
If the examination can be upgraded, I am afraid I am still a negative.
2、與其到處找借口，不如直接說一句不愛了。
Instead of looking for an excuse, it is better to say that you don't love.
3、不要小看姐，姐也是以前也為革命奮鬥過。
Do not look down upon the elder sister, elder sister is also used to struggle for the revolution.
4、抱最大的希望，為最大的努力，做最壞的打算。
Hold the greatest hope for the greatest endeavor, make the worst plan.
5、飛流直下三千尺，那個宅男不廢紙。
Waterfalls three thousand feet, the Indoorsman not waste paper.
6、是我親手將你推開，我有什麼資格難過。
I personally will push you away, I have what qualifications sad.
7、沒有你又怎樣，讓我幸福給你看。
Without you, let me give you happiness.
8、寂寞有一千種滋味，卻隻能有一種體會。
Loneliness has one thousand kinds of taste, but can only have one kind of experience.
9、好多人都在說：你懂得，莪想說：莪不懂。
A lot of people are saying: you know, I want to say: I do not understand.
10、鬧鍾叫起的隻是我的軀殼，叫不醒沉睡的心。
The alarm clock is only my body, not wake the sleeping heart.
11、從前的已逐漸消失，過去的就此緬懷。
The past has gradually disappeared, in the past on the memory of.
12、我看不到未來的路，但是我從來都沒有低過頭。
I can't see the way to the future, but I've never been too low.
13、為了照亮夜空，星星才站在天空旳高處。
In order to illuminate the night sky, the stars are in the sky above the station.
14、我很想打擾你，可是沒有話題也沒有勇氣。
I would like to disturb you, but there is no topic also have no courage.
15、我不說而已，請別把我當白癡。
I don't say it, please don't treat me as an idiot.
16、你聽到的神話，就是姐一直在說的。
The myth that you hear is what the elder sister has been saying.
17、是金子總是會發光的，何況，我是鑽石。
The gold will always shine, and I'll be a diamond.
18、不拚殺誰給你權貴天下，不揚名誰知你姓甚名誰。
Not all who give you power the world, don't you know who What's the name?.
19、胖子瘦不下來，哭了；瘦子胖不起來，急了。
Fat not thin down, crying; skinny fat is not up, anxious.
20、友情，要麼小時代，要麼甄嬛傳。
Friendship, or small time, or The Legend of Zhen Huan.
21、我跟伍佰不熟，他弟弟二百五跟我很熟。
I'm not familiar with Wu Bai, his brother was familiar with me two hundred and fifty.
22、樹沒有眼睛，落葉卻是飄落的眼淚。
The tree has no eyes, but the leaves are falling tears.
23、我不是隨便的人，但隨便起來就不是人。
I am not a casual person, but it is not a person.
24、人生沒有彩排，每天都是現場直播！
Life is not a rehearsal, every day live!
25、我是好孩子，重來不說謊。除了這句話以外。
I am a good boy, never lie. In addition to this sentence.
26、我是和寂寞相愛，孤獨感從沒離開。
I'm in love with loneliness, loneliness never left.
27、即日開始忘記所有煩惱，開開心心度過每一天。
Today began to forget all the troubles, happy to spend every day.
28、那時我們說的不分開，現在已經化成了灰燼。
At that time we did not say apart, now has become ashes.
29、個子高怎麼了、恐龍那麼大、也不照樣滅絕了。
What is tall, the dinosaur is so big, and it is not the same.
30、踏破鐵鞋無覓處，前麵的大娘請你讓路。
Difficult to find, in front of your aunt way.
31、愛是一場戰爭，我不怕受傷隻怕你不快樂。
Love is a war, I am afraid of hurting but you are not happy.
32、如若不是我愛你，怎會讓你把我傷得那麼徹底。
If not I love you, how can let you hurt me so thoroughly.
33、現在說啥都沒用了，發展才是硬道理。
Now say what has no use, development is the last word.
34、不要叫我懦夫，請叫我強悍的忍者。
Don't call me a coward, please call me a tough ninja.
35、這年頭，連自己都靠不住，你還想著靠別人。
This year, even their own can not rely on, you also want to rely on others.
36、這個世界依舊不規則，離開了誰也不會毀滅。
The world is still not a rule, left no one will destroy.
37、嗨，舊情人希望我可以在你心中永垂不朽。
Hi, can I hope the old lover in your heart forever.
38、為什麼人民幣那麼貴，因為有**做代言。
Why is it so expensive, because there is Mao grandfather do endorsements.
39、我笑我太笨、你笑我太執著。
I laugh I was too stupid, you laugh I too persistent.
40、不要等待機會，而要創造機會。
Don't wait for opportunities, but to create opportunities.
41、太多的舍不得，太多的不舍得。
Too much to bear, too much is not willing to.
42、你所謂的幸福與我無緣，我所謂的悲傷與你無關。
You so-called happiness and I missed, I called the sadness and you have nothing to do.
43、不說再見，我們後會有期。
Don't say goodbye, we see you around.
44、我愛你、幾個字拚音加起來就是你對我的感情。
I love you, a few words Pinyin add up is your feelings for me.
45、有些人不需要姿態，也能成就一場驚鴻。
Some people don't need posture, can accomplish a fleeting.
46、總怕時間太快，我們之間來不及再見。
Always afraid of time is too fast, we are too late to see.
47、你球衣前麵的名字，比後麵的名字更重要。
The name on the front of your shirt is more important than the name of the back.
48、我怪自己太聰明，不該知道的都懂了。
I blame myself too smart, do not know the know.
49、通往成功的路，不再是施工。
The road to success is no longer a construction.
50、姐又沒男人，胖點好過冬。
Elder sister and no man, fat point for the winter.
51、上前打招呼拍的那人屁股，才發現認錯人了。
It came to greet people shoot ass, found the wrong person.
52、不必仰望別人，自己亦是風景。
Do not have to look up to others, oneself is also a landscape.
53、隻要你不跪著，這個世界沒人比你高。
As long as you do not kneel, the world no one is higher than you.
54、你自己沒那個能力，就不要說別人太勢力。
You don't have that ability, don't say that others are too powerful.
55、你醜的這麼有創意，可以回爐重造了。
You ugly so creative, can make the.
56、誰也別說誰最騷，都是插座找插銷。
Who also don't say who the show, is looking for plug socket.
57、不喜歡我的話就去吃屎，吃到喜歡我為止。
Don't like my words just go to eat shit, eat to like me so far.
58、隻要還有明天，今天就永遠是起跑線。
As long as there is tomorrow, today is always the starting line.
59、風好大，吹亂了我的秀發，吹落了你的假發。
Good wind, blowing my hair, blew your wig.
60、當初驚豔，完完全全隻為世麵見得少。
When Jing, only to know of the world less completely.
61、開不得玩笑，兄弟算什麼兄弟。
A joke, brother, brother.
62、我在過馬路，你人在哪裏，看不見你的背影。
I was crossing the road, where you are, you can not see the back.
63、當初追我的時候像條狗，現在玩膩翻臉就走。
When I had to chase something like a dog, now turn away.
64、長得漂亮是你們的優勢，活得漂亮是我的本事。
Beautiful is your advantage, live beautiful is my ability.
65、什麼天長地久，你能活到那個歲數再過來找我。
What can you live to that age enduring as the universe, then come to me.
66、夕陽西下，斷腸人在刷牙。
Sunset, heartbroken people brush their teeth.
67、男人狼心狗肺起來，比你想象中的要狠得多。
A man as cruel as a wolf than you imagined, very much.
68、我很平凡，但是我確實唯一一個。
I am very ordinary, but I am really the only one.
69、看我不順眼的人我很高興能堵住你的心。
I don't like people I am very happy to stop your heart.
70、疾風知勁草，板蕩識誠臣。
Wind Supergrass, is general Cheng chen.
71、或許我們在人海中相遇，我連笑都沒有顏色。
Maybe we meet in the crowd, I don't even have a smile.
72、對不起是一種真誠，沒關係是一種風度。
Sorry is a kind of sincerity, it is not a kind of grace.
73、我對你的愛、一直到新聞聯播大結局那天。
My love for you, until the end of the day the news network.
74、我未來的老丈母娘，你快點發貨啊！
I will be the future of the old mother, you quickly shipped ah!
75、地球是運動的，一個人不會永遠處在倒黴的位置。
The earth is a movement, a person will not always be in a bad position.
76、保護自己，愛護他人，請不要半夜出來嚇人。
Protect yourself, love others, please do not come out in the middle of the night.
77、人生最大的悲哀就是青春不在，青春痘卻還在。
The greatest tragedy is that the youth is not, acne is still.
78、沒有創造的生活不算生活，隻能算活著。
Life without creation is not a life, it can only be counted.
79、別人撩妹用錢，而我撩妹用套。
Others tease sister money, and I got with a sister.
80、你敢爬我家窗戶唱忐忑、我就跟你對唱甩蔥歌。
Dare you climb my window singing apprehension, I'll tell you duet dolly song.
