伊布拉希莫尼古拉斯凱奇
B坐在E上吃東西，A一乞丐上前
A：先生，先生，請給我些麵包，謝謝，我餓得不行了。
B：（厭惡）讓開，讓開。（然後便起身離開，這時他的錢包掉到E上頭了）
A：先生，先生（A看見後，立即拾起，追上了走遠的B）
B：讓開，讓開啊，我沒吃的了，也沒錢了（看也不看A，仍自顧自地走了）
C：他真愚蠢啊
D：是啊是啊（D點頭附和）
A：可……先生……您聽我說……（仍拉著B衣服的後擺）
B：挖，你這人怎麼這麼討厭！（還是沒有回頭看A一眼）
C：椅子啊，你會不會覺得剛剛坐在你身上的人特愚蠢？
E：唉，人總是這麼愚蠢啊~~~~
D：是啊是啊
與此同時A與B還在糾纏，這時E終於隱忍不住爆發了。
E：先生！你的錢包丟了！你怎麼這麼傻啊。
A與B同時回頭，看見了那會說話的椅子E，嚇昏過去了。這一幕恰巧被經過的F看見了。於是F就報道了這一事件。
F：大家好，我是新聞記者F，今天我看見了一個奇異的現象，一個椅子說話了，兩個人被嚇昏了，下麵我將采訪一下被嚇昏的兩個人。
B：哦，上帝，哦，媽媽。
F：這個人傻了，我們不鳥他了，下麵我采訪一下另一個人吧，請問你為什麼不告訴他，他的錢包丟了？
A：對不起，我不知道“錢包”這個單詞怎麼講……
F：通過這一事件，我們可以認識到，掌握一門外語的重要性，以及金錢給人類帶來的影響。是嗎，椅子？
E：是啊，是啊（E傻傻地拚命點頭）
C：唉，人可真愚蠢，椅子也被他們弄傻了。
D：誰讓這是一個童話呢……
為了配合馬可的英文翻譯，所以台詞能簡單就簡單啦。下麵是馬可的英文翻譯。
A:sir,sir,please give me a piece of bread.thank you,sir.I'm hungry to die.
B:get away,get away,dirty man.
A:sir,sir!!
B:run away,please run away.I have no food,and I don't have money,either.
C:hey,xiao D,he is so foolish,isn't he?
D:yes,yes.
A:but....sir....please listen to me.....
B:wa,why are you so disgusting!!
C:hey,chair,do you feel the man sat on you a moment ago is very stupid.
E:ai,pretty flower,do you know,men are always very silly.
D:yes,yes!!
E:sir!you lost your wallet!can't you be more clever?
F:good morning,everybody.I'm a jonrnist F. Today I saw a very weird thing--a chair open her mouth,and two men are frightened to faint.now,I will intenview the two nozzy man.
B:wo,my god,wo,my,mum.
F:I'm sorry to tell you this man has been mad.we needn't take notice of him.let me interview the other man,hello,man,can you tell men why didn't you tell him he lost his wallet?
A:I'm sorry,I don't know how to speak "錢包" in english......
F:dear audience,through this thing we can learn that how improtant it is to mastery a foreign language,and how lagre the money affect us.is that all right,chair?
E:yes,yes.
C:ai,men is so silly.
D:don't believe us,it is just a fairly tale.
英語短劇劇本
（道具：小床、門）
mum: tom get up !
tom yes ,mummy. good moring,mummy.
mum: good moring,tom.
mum: breakfast is reday.
tom: i\'m coming. wow, eggs ! i like eggs.
mum: now, tom. wash your face.
tom: yes, i will.
mum: brush your teeth.
tom: all right.
tom: moring, daddy.
dad: moring, dear.
tom: i\'m hungry.
mum: have an egg, please.
tom: thanks, mummy.
i want some milk.
mum: here you are.
tom: i\'m full.
mum: time to go to school.
tom: where is my school bag?
mum: here it is.
are you ready?
tom: yes. goodbye, mummy. goodbye ,daddy.
mum&dad: goodbye, tom.
（上學路上，一段跳舞的動作，配樂）
tom: hello wiwi.
wiwi: hello tom.
tom: are you going to school?
wiwi: yes. let\'s go.
jane: hello tom ,hello wiwi.
tom &wiwi: hello jane.
jane : are you going to school?
tom &wiwi: yes. let\'s go.
（上課，鈴聲響，一段跳舞和做遊戲，配樂）
mr xu: now class begins.
pupils: stand up!
mr xu: hello, boys and girls.
pupils: hello mr xu.
mr xu : sit down, please.
are you all here?
monitors: no.
mr xu: let\'s count.
pupils: one , two, three, four...ten
（咚咚咚）
may: may i come in?
mr xu: come in, please.
may: sorry, i\'m late.
mr xu: that\'s all right.
don\'t be late again
mr xu: let\'s play.
show me one.
pupils : (show a ginger.)
mr xu: clap two.
pupils: (clap their hands).
mr xu : today we will learn some songs. who can try?
puple : i can .
mr xu : please.
(happy new year!
eyes and ears.
trian is coming.
fish where are you)
（看一下手表）class is over. goodbye boys and girls.
pupils: goodbye .
人物：mummy, daddy, tom, mr xu, may
英語短劇劇本the pocket money
characters: narrator(n), salesman(s), dad(d), maggie(m), alice(a), candy(c), policeman(p)
preparation: 學校布景，做糖果用桌及相關材料，小販家布景
scene1（at salesman’s home）
n: in a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. he always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. he has a lot of money now. but how does he make the candies? oh, xu …… he is coming!
s: hello, do you know me? no? oh, let me tell you .i’m the famous candy salesman at the school gate. my candies are very popular,(展示)，i don’t know why. the foolish students always come here. i’ll be a boss soon! candy, money, candy, money……
oops! it’s time to make candies now.(看表)
first, put the flour on the table.
then, water, sugar, flour.(邊說邊做)
now press, press……
oh, my dirty hands! never mind! just do it!(滿不在意的神情)
press, press……
oh, my god!(鼻涕)never mind! just do it!
press, press, the children will not know it , it’s ok,hehehe……
now let me cut it into pieces!
one, two, three, four, five……（用髒菜刀）
wow, everything is ready!
糖果鑽出來（跳舞），跳完後，非常難過地說：oh, i’m so dirty and ugly! what can i do? the students will eat me! and they will be ill! wuwuwu…
s: mmmm…it looks dirty, let me give you a nice coat! (給它穿上) wow! now it’s so beautiful! haha……
c: oh, no! don’t sell me! i’m dirty!(拖糖果下場)
scene2（at the school gate）
n: the next day, when the class is over, all the students come out happily and the salesman goes to the school gate as usual. （maggie和alice 歡快地跑出校門，看到小販）
(小販拉著糖上場，吆喝)：candies! candies! sweet candies! ……
m: oh, alice! look! candies!
a: yeah! i think they are yummy!
m: let’s ask him.
a: ok!
c: don’t buy me！（非常焦急）
m&a: why?
c: i’m dirty！
m: no, you look nice!
c: what can i do? (麵向觀眾) wuwuwu…(小販將她拉在後麵)
s: candies! candies!（引誘兩個女孩）
m&a: how much are they?
s: do you have money?（輕蔑）
m&a: money?(對視)
m:oh, i’ve no money!（失落之極）
a: me too.
s: no money? so sorry!(吆喝著走開，下場)
m: what can we do now?
a: let’s ask dad for money.
m: but how to ask?
a: how?…oh,i know ,let’s make him happy ,and he will give us money.（自信）
m: good idea!(全部下場)
scene 3:（at maggie’s home）
n: the children have to go home and ask dad for some money, and they know their father is good at playing guitar, so they will do something clever. (爸爸看報)
m: dad,dad,let’s sing a song ,ok? (同時alice去取吉他準備拿給爸爸)
a: and play the guitar for us!
m: we know you play so well!
(爸爸詫異地看著孩子)
d: oh? what a bright day today!
m&a: please, dad!(哀求)
d:okok! let’s.
(取吉他，開始準備)d: which song do you like? how about edelweiss?
m&a: of course!
(開始彈，第一段孩子隨節奏起舞，第二段孩子開始輕聲討論起來“you first”之類的話，爸爸停止彈琴。)
d: what’s the matter?
m: dad, we have no money!
a: can we have some please?
d: i think you have lots of pocket money ,and you don’t need any more.
m:i want to buy some candies at the school gate.
a: they look so sweet and nice!
m: other students always buy them!
d: but……you can’t ! they are quite unhealthy. please go and do your homework..(置之不理，轉頭看報，孩子回到房間)
m: what shall we do now?
a: let me think …well, i know!(輕聲在maggie耳邊說)
m: oh, you are so clever! let’s go.(回到爸爸身邊)
m: dad, i want a new eraser!
a: i want a longer ruler!
m&a: dad, please！
d: things are expensive these days. we have to save money!
m: but dad, my eraser is too small now!(拿出破橡皮來給爸爸看)
a: and my ruler is broken.（拿出斷尺）
d: ok, children. i believe you this time, make sure, don’t buy the food at the school gate. it’s unhealthy! do you know?
m&a: yes, sir!
d: here you are !( 給錢)
m&a: thanks very much, dad! bye!(非常高興，下場)
n: the next day, when the class is over ,maggie and alice come to the salesman again. they are happy to buy the candies and then have them, but soon they feel a stomachache.
(孩子高興地買了糖，邊吃邊回家，小販下場，孩子到家後肚子痛)
m: aiyo!……（兩人躬著背進場）
a: …….
d: what’s wrong?
m: i’ve a stomachache!
a: me too!
d: what did you eat? the food at the school gate?
m: yes. we had some candies just now.
a: i had some too!
d: oh! you’ve cheated me! you bought the candies instead of the eraser and ruler. i always tell you that don’t buy the food at the school gate, they are unhealthy!（生氣）
m: but they look nice!
a: and tastes good!
m&a: aiyo……
d:well, let’s go to the salesman together and have a look!
m&a: ok.
scene 4: (at the school gate)
n: when they get to the school gate, a policeman is asking the salesman to go away.
(正走到校門口，發現警察驅趕校門口的小販)
p: hey! you shouldn’t stay here, leave now!
c: let’s go home, let’s go home! (輕聲並拉小販)
s: no! my candies are nice and popular here! and…
c: you are telling a lie! i’m very dirty and unhealthy!
m&a: dad, it’s him! aiyo…（指著小販）
d: he?
(警察走過來問爸爸，朝小孩)
p: what’s the matter with them?
d: they got a stomachache after having his candies.
s: really? but i’ve never heard of it. and……
p: stop, stop!(打斷小販) look at the two girls! are you guilty? you must be honest with the students, and don’t sell candies any more.（非常嚴厲）
s: ok. i know. (羞愧)
c: let’s go home. let’s go home.
policeman(對小孩): girls, please listen! don’t buy the candies next time. they are bad for your health.
d: yes, he is right. and you shouldn’t tell a lie to me. try to be an honest person! will you?
m&a: ok, dad!
p: let’s take them to the hospital now.
d: ok, let’s go.
n（出場）: a few days later, the girls recovered. and this story is trying to tell you that some of the phenomenon must be kept down, we hope it could be improved soon. what
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