小護士一枚
1、我喜歡你離我遠一點。
I like you stay away from me.
2、有一種畜生，長得很像你。
There is a beast, looks like you.
3、就你好！細的跟根兒牙簽似的。
How are you! Fine with ribs toothpick.
4、別仗著自己脂肪多，臉皮就厚！
Don't fight with his fat, is fresh!
5、他講的你都不行？母豬都上樹了。
He spoke of you are not? The sow's in the tree.
6、看你那張臉長得就像插座、欠插。
Look at your face looks like a socket, owe it.
7、我家那三隻狗，究竟哪個是你爹？
The three dogs in my house, what is your father?
8、我不是胖，隻是瘦的不明顯而已。
I'm not fat, just thin is not obvious.
9、朋友妻不可欺，偶爾玩玩沒關係。
Friend wife bullied, occasionally play it doesn't matter.
10、好吧！我當你是狗還真對不起狗了。
All right! I when your dog is a dog also I'm really sorry.
11、老娘法眼一開就知道你是個妖孽了。
The old niang eyes opened, you will know a uber.
12、我要說你是個二愣子，我都是表揚你。
I want to say you're a rash fellow, I praise you.
13、你就是個來自三界之外的不明受精體。
You are a body from unknown outside of permeating the fertilization.
14、跟你這麼說簡直就是在侮辱我的鍵盤。
Told you that it is in the insult my keyboard.
15、再怎麼賣萌也掩蓋不了你那逝去的青春。
How show MOE also cannot cover the you again the lost youth.
16、你的小腦真發達，把大腦的地兒都占了。
Your cerebellum is developed, the brain's place is accounted for.
17、作為失敗的典型，你實在是太成功了！
As a typical form of failure, you are so success!
18、別用你那無下限的智商來揣測我的行為。
Don't use your no minimum IQ to fathom my behavior.
19、你浪費的糧食都會堵在你去往天堂的路上。
You waste food would down on your way to the heaven.
20、再怎麼玩你的勁舞團也玩不出你要的未來。
How to play your audition again also could not play in the future you want.
21、就算再想哭，也要微笑著說一句：你大爺的！
Even if again want to cry, also want to said with a smile: you big ye of!
22、保護自己，關愛他人，請不要半夜出來嚇人。
Protect yourself, love others, please don't come out in the middle of the night.
23、別在這裏秀下限了，真心不懂你的腦殘世界。
Don't show lower limit here, really don't understand your brain remnants of the world.
24、看你有氣無力的掙紮，我突然起來憐憫之心。
Faint see you struggle, I suddenly up and compassion.
25、不要以為你滿臉青春痘，就自以為青春無敵了。
Don't think you a full face of acne, youth thought invincible.
26、你個鱉貨，你媽逼的還是你日的野狗日變異了。
A turtle, you fucking you day is for the dragons of the variation.
27、你真是齷齪到極點，你就是卑鄙與下流的代表。
You are so dirty, you are mean and nasty.
28、長的醜不是你的錯，可是出來嚇人就是你的錯！
Long ugly isn't you of wrong, but it guy that is your fault!
29、本來不想說你的，但是不罵你就覺得對不起自己。
Originally didn't want to say to you, but not scold you feel sorry themselves.
30、混帳東西別在這礙著我的眼，看見你就覺得厭煩。
Motherfucker don't in this matter with my eyes, and see you I feel bored.
31、女人的樣貌可以用三字詞來說明：天上人間地獄。
A woman's appearance can use three words to illustrate: heaven hell on earth.
32、拜托你不要認為世界上所有的生物都跟你一樣好麼？
Please don't think all the creatures in the world like you?
33、別人演戲都得帶個麵具什麼的，你連妝都不用化。
People have to take a mask of what, acting you even without makeup.
34、誰碰到你這個衰人誰就倒黴，你他媽的就是一災星。
Who met you who this guy is bad, you fucking is a tormentor.
35、如此窩囊廢的小垃圾還活到現在，真是老天沒長眼呀！
Such a loser small garbage still live to be now, really god have no long eyes!
36、你現在跑去照一照鏡子，看一下痔瘡是不是長臉上了。
Now run as a look in the mirror, you look at the piles is long face.
37、什麼壇到最後也都是祭壇，什麼圈到最後也都是花圈。
What in the end is also an altar altar, what ring are also laid a wreath at the end.
38、你能和螻蟻相提並論，因為你就和螻蟻一樣貪生怕死。
Can you and worm, because you are as death and worm.
39、您就說，您要臉，您真要臉，我就沒見過比你要臉的。
You said, you YaoLian, you true YaoLian, I haven't seen YaoLian than you.
40、我不敢相信眼前的證據，出賣我的竟然是最親的兄弟。
I can't believe the present evidence, betray me turned out to be the most close brother.
41、你媽生你的時候，把人丟了，把胎盤拿回家來養大了吧！
Your mother gave birth to you, have lost the people, take the placenta home to raise!
42、睡著睡著就覺得自己漂亮的天理不容，然後睡不下去了。
Sleep sleep feel pretty abhorrent, then sleep not bottom go to.
43、你的腳氣足能讓地球止息，河水倒流，活人被臭的缺鈣。
Your foot enough to make the earth to cease, and the river water flow back, by the living smelly calcium deficiency.
44、八百裏都能聞到你騷味，真是為你感到非常不要臉的驕傲。
Can smell you SAO in eight hundred, is really very shameless proud of you.
45、我一直以為你隻是皮膚不好，結果你是屬於痔瘡長臉上了。
I thought you just bad skin, as a result, you are belong to hemorrhoids long face.
46、你感到前所未有的害怕了嗎？你的心是否正在狂速的跳動。
Did you feel the unprecedented fear? Are your heart beat crazy speed.
47、你看看你的樣子，簡直就是剛剛在沼澤地裏爬出來的人渣。
You take a look at your appearance, it is just in the swamp climb out of the scum.
48、沒見過你這麼笨的，你那是豬腦子嗎，怎麼就那麼不開竅呢！
Haven't seen you so stupid, you is that a pig brain, how so don't begin to understand!
