林筅泩
1、Carousel is the most brutal game， chasing each other there is the eternal distance！旋轉木馬是最殘忍的遊戲，彼此追逐卻有永恒的距離！
2、The population of children re-planned to ban cola syrup to drink acute bronchitis。本人口兒重，擬禁絕可樂，改喝急支糖漿。
3、I'm not rich offspring！ But I do the rich ancestors！我不是有錢人的後代！但是我要做有錢人的祖宗！
4、Fashion is very easy， so that the value of your decorations more than your intrinsic value， you're fashionable。時尚很容易，讓你的裝飾物的價值超過你的內在價值，你就時尚了。
5、People make mistakes， most of the time with the truth too much brains， and in the use of brains Shiyou too emotional。人犯錯誤，大半是該用真情時太過動腦筋，而在該用腦筋時又太感情用事。
6、Sacred and steadfast man's mission： first， to defend the motherland！ Second， listen to their words of a woman！男人的使命神聖而堅定：一是保衛祖國！二是聽自己女人的話！
7、Her thighs are too fat I twisted， but her arm。她胖得我大腿都擰不過她胳膊。
8、In the face of the facts， our imagination more developed， the more disastrous the consequences。在事實麵前，我們的想象力越發達，後果就越不堪設想。
9、Like me， you will die thing？喜歡我一下，你會死嘛？
10、Time is really precious， and sent one second toilet robbed by others。時間真的很寶貴，就差一秒廁所就被其他人搶了。
11、The so-called love word is that you say something that did not believe, but you hope others would believe。所謂情話，就是你說了一些連自己都不相信的話，卻希望對方相信。
12、When rivers and lakes with the legend， dissatisfaction city storm， sorry audience。當江湖有了傳說，不滿城風雨，是對不起觀眾的。
13、Come Yishui Han Feng Xiaoxiao， Xi you owe the money to repay！風蕭蕭兮易水寒，欠了錢兮你要還！
14、Brothers I first throw bricks jade despite smashing over。兄弟我先拋塊磚，有玉的盡管砸過來。
15、Mature not mind getting older， but the tears still smile in the eyes of the spin。成熟不是心變老，而是眼淚在眼裏打轉卻還保持微笑。
16、Do not believe in love at first sight， because you can not see at a glance how much money the other side。不要相信什麼一見鍾情，因為你不能一眼看出對方掙多少錢。
17、Grievances can be told， it is not wronged； take away the love， it is not love。能夠說出的委屈，便不算委屈；能夠搶走的愛人，便不算愛人。
18、If you were ten years younger I can say that you naive， but now I can only regret that you mentally。要是你再年輕十歲我可以說你幼稚，但現在我隻能很遺憾的說你弱智。
19、Mountain can not be two tigers， except one male and one female。一山不容二虎，除非一公一母。
20、There are many ways to destroy friendship， the most radical one is to borrow money。毀滅友情的方式有許多，最徹底的一種是借錢。
21、Do good to me， let me tell you love or friendship。不要對我太好，讓我分不清你是愛情還是友情。
22、Uniforms， giving stable while giving the feeling of respect， all the clothing is more or less uniform。製服，給人安穩的同時又給人尊敬的感覺，所有的服裝或多或少都是製服。
23、People of non-mainstream， I still non-mainstream！ Your non-mainstream， non-mainstream me who is who？ If love， your love。人非主流，我仍非主流！非主流的你，非主流的我，誰是誰的誰？要是愛，請深愛。
24、Person's life at least once at first sight， it seems that I have made a lot of people live this life。人的一生至少要有一次一見鍾情，那看來我已經讓很多人不枉此生了。
25、Red is the ultimate sad medicine。紅色是悲傷的終極良藥。
26、People can not be too square， not too round， a wounding one will lead people away from you， so people should elliptical！人不能太方，也不能太圓，一個是會傷人一個是會讓人遠離你，因此人要橢圓！
27、Do you think the most sour feeling jealous？ No， the most sour feeling is not right to be jealous。你以為最酸的感覺是吃醋嗎？不是，最酸的感覺是沒權吃醋。
28、Although your body spray cologne， but I can still vaguely smell smelt scum。雖然你身上噴了古龍香水，但我還能隱約聞到一股人渣味。
29、Clear and bright pupil， the MI， long eyelash tremble slightly， white flawless skin with light pink， thin lips like rose petals delicate drips。清澈明亮的瞳孔，彎彎的柳眉，長長的睫毛微微地顫動著，白皙無瑕的皮膚透出淡淡紅粉，薄薄的雙唇如玫瑰花瓣嬌嫩欲滴。
30、Sacred and steadfast man's mission： first， to defend the motherland！ Second， listen to their words of a woman！男人的使命神聖而堅定：一是保衛祖國！二是聽自己女人的話！
31、Higher is better salaries， salary as longevity， longevity as happy。高職不如高薪，高薪不如高壽，高壽不如高興。
32、I do not have so much emotion， just want to have a personal to accompany。我沒有那麼多的感慨，僅僅想有個人陪。
33、They say silence is golden。 It is not silent for a long time there will be a lot of gold ah？都說沉默是金。是不是沉默久了就會有很多金子啊？
34、Do not cry at my grave， dirty way I cycle。別在我的墳前哭，弄髒了我輪回的路。
35、White cap set her up long hair and half of his face is obscured， but felt she must be very beautiful， breathtaking beauty！白色的鴨舌帽把她那盤起的長發和半張臉都給遮住了，但能感覺出她一定很漂亮，驚人的漂亮！
36、Bank card money， credit cards death。銀行卡要錢，信用卡要命。
37、People are sad， no matter how listening to the song of joy， tears would not stop。人在悲傷的時候，不管聽多麼歡樂的曲子，都會止不住流淚。
38、Rich offering of a money market， no money to take some money home to holding a money market。有錢的捧個錢場，沒錢的回家取點錢來捧個錢場。
39、Now think about it in kindergarten with a good mix。現在想想，還是幼兒園好混。
40、When two people meet， the next story is not an accident。當兩個人遇見，接下來的不是故事就是事故
41、Your words， I do not believe even the punctuation。你的話，我連標點符號都不信。
42、Brothers I first throw bricks jade of Jinbi hit over。兄弟我先拋塊磚，有玉的盡避砸過來。
43、Generated from the United States is not， is a small three。距離產生的不是美，是**。
44、If money is a mistake， that I prefer to repeat the mistakes again。 如果有錢也是一種錯，那我情願一錯再錯。
45、Between different styles and popular is the quality。風格與流行之間的不同在於質量。
46、Audi to your My Dior， we have to refuel！為了你的奧迪，我的迪奧，我們要加油！
47、Bother， put your boat tied to the grass by the arrows to go。再煩，就把你綁到草船上借箭去。
48、If you flowers， after the cattle are not shit！你要是鮮花，以後牛都不敢拉屎了！
49、Do have a conscience of man， a woman looking for a temperament。做有良心的男人、找有氣質的女人。
50、Sister is not Paris， L'Oreal is not worth you have。姐不是巴黎歐萊雅，不值得你擁有。
51、You are lucky because you can choose to love me or not love me， but I can only choose to love you or love you。你是幸運的，因為你可以選擇愛我或不愛我，而我隻能選擇愛你還是更愛你。
52、Overdue heartless， do not now piercing。早該沒心沒肺，不用現在撕心裂肺。
53、I'll bother you tie grass ship by the arrows to go！再煩我就把你綁草船上借箭去！
54、Sleeping Beauty sleep can wait for her prince to rescue her， but no matter how I sleep no one to rescue me。睡美人睡覺的時候能等到她的王子來救她，但是無論我怎麼睡都沒人來救我。
55、When a person， treat yourself； two people， treat each other。一個人時，善待自己；兩個人時，善待對方
56、I'm not a fortune-telling on the bridge， the chatter not want to hear that knock you。我不是天橋上算命的，嘮不出那些你愛聽的磕。
57、Woman without perfume has no future。不用香水的女人沒有將來。
58、A child that his father is not simple， then I own simple， and then later feel that their child is not simple。小時候覺得自己的父親不簡單，後來覺得自己不簡單，再後來覺得自己的孩子不簡單。
59、Afraid of debt collection is a hero， afraid of debt is really poor。不怕討債的是英雄，就怕欠債的是真窮。
60、Life is not a dress rehearsal of the opportunity， every moment in the live broadcast。人生沒有彩排的機會，每時每刻都是在現場直播
61、Two people's feelings， if only one strives to blend honey， so in the end， will only make the other bees into a fly。兩個人的感情，如果隻得一個人努力去摻和蜂蜜，那麼到最後，隻會讓另一隻蜜蜂變成了蒼蠅。
62、To avoid more wine villain， keep awake drunk at the time。為避免酒多誤事，請在酒醉時保持清醒狀態。
63、Saying the words out before you are the owner， he said that out later if you became slaves。話說出去之前你是話的主人，說出去之後你便成了話的奴隸。
64、The presence of tears， is to prove that grief is not a hallucination。眼淚的存在，是為了證明悲傷不是一場幻覺
65、I do not want to be slaves of the people， willing to be slaves of the yuan。不願做奴隸的人民，願做人民幣的奴隸
66、I love you long time！ Waiting for you， but also a long time！ Now， I want to leave you， even longer than long， long time。愛你，很久了！等你，也很久了！現在，我要離開你了，比很久很久還要久。
67、Woman， pretty is the advantage is the ability to live pretty。女人，長得漂亮是優勢，活得漂亮是本事。
68、Tears are a gift you sent me， the address is not very happy。眼淚是你郵寄給我的禮物，地址是不怎麼幸福。
69、Afraid of debt collection is a hero， afraid of debt is really poor。不怕討債的是英雄，就怕欠債的是真窮
70、Keeping the secret of youth， is a restless heart。保持青春的秘訣，是有一顆不安分的心。
71、True love is like UFO， I have only heard， but no one has ever seen。真愛就像UFO，都隻是聽說過，但沒人見過 。
72、I Money means nothing to my dad saw me as septic tanks。我視金錢如糞土 我爸視我為化糞池。
73、Fashionable lifestyle is just trying to bring art and social interaction into reality。時髦僅是試圖在生活方式和社會交往中把藝術變成現實。
74、I like to see Naruto endured because of a death on the death of a Japanese village。我比較喜歡看火影忍著，因為一死就死一村的日本人。
75、You leave me， do not comfort me to know every darn will face stinging pain。離開我就別安慰我，要知道每一次縫補也會遭遇穿刺的痛。
76、Formatting yourself， is to delete you！格式化自己，就是為了刪除你！
77、Regret the things I do， I only do things you regret。後悔的事我不做， 我隻做讓你後悔的事 。
78、People kissing， most confused mind； people count the money when most sober minds。人在接吻的時候，頭腦最迷糊；人在數錢的時候，頭腦最清醒。
79、Even then want to cry, but also a smile to say： your uncle。就算再想哭，也要微笑著說一句：你大爺的
80、Sometimes we need to look back, otherwise, always in search, do not know what you have lost。偶爾要回頭看看，否則永遠都在追尋，而不知道自己失去了什麼。
81、My dear, you may have to have to believe me, ah, I could not even a boat are dizziness, let alone dating another girl too。親愛的，你可得一定要相信我啊，我連坐船都頭暈，更何況是腳踏兩隻船呢
82、Earth is in motion, a person will not always be in a bad position。地球是運動的，一個人不會永遠處在倒黴的位置
83、When the child loses pants called belt, and understand what to do dependency。當褲叫子失去皮帶，才懂得什麼做依賴。
84、In order to create something unique, all your brain must focus on tiny details。為了創作出獨特的東西，你的所有大腦神經必須集中在微小的細節上。
85、Luxury is comfortable, otherwise it is not luxury。奢侈是舒適的，否則就不是奢侈。
86、Either beat you, told you fell out。要不是打不過你，早跟你翻臉了
87、Do not call me old beast, more about me, you would know my beast than。別老喊我禽獸，多點了解我，你會知道我禽獸不如的。
