李二狗他爹
Money is not everything. There's MasterCard & Visa.
金錢非萬能, 信用卡猶在. One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每個人都應該熱愛動物,因為它們很好吃. Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要節約用水,盡量和女友一起洗澡. Behind every successful man, there is a woman.
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每個成功男人的背後都有一個女人;
每個不成功男人的背後都有兩個女人. Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
每個人都應該結婚,畢竟, 快樂並不是生命的全部. The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
聰明人不會去結婚, 而當他們膠笏婚就也就不再聰明了. "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
"你的未來取決於你的夢想", 所以趕快去睡覺吧. There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
應該有比每天早上起床更好的方式開始新的一天. Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
鈔票不是萬能的，有時還需要信用卡。 One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每個人都應該熱愛動物，因為它們很好吃。 Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要節約用水，盡量和女友一起洗澡。 Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
要用心去愛你的鄰居，不過不要讓她的老公知道。 Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每個成功男人的背後，都有一個女人。每個不成功男人的背後，都有兩個。 Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快樂的單身漢遲早也會結婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。 The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聰明人都是未婚的，結婚的人很難再聰明起來。 Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一個相關名詞，他會給你帶來很多不相關的親戚（聯係）。 Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口，今天就要找好。 Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
愛情就象照片，需要大量的暗房時間來培養。 （老外也保守，要摸黑辦事，哈哈） Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
後排座位上的小孩會生出意外，後排座位上的意外會生出小孩。 "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
“現在的夢想決定著你的將來”，所以還是再睡一會吧。 There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
應該有更好的方式開始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每個上午都醒來。 "Hard work never killed anybody." But why take the risk? "
“努力工作不會導致死亡！”不過我不會用自己去證明。 "Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
“工作好有意思耶！”尤其是看著別人工作。
小鬼當家搞笑的句子英文,漢語翻譯
In the film, Kevin is the youngest member of a family, when his family flew to Paris to celebrate Christmas, but he accidentally left alone in the house, but are more complex, the Kevin familyhas unfortunately become a target for bandits, kid Kevin tried to resist the two bandits, at turn the world upside down, lead to stimulate the market Rexiao scene. Carol masters Poster (18)aka ＂home alone＂, director Chris Columbus introduced in 1990 Christmas vacation program,not only for the majority of the film lovers unlimited happiness, also make it into the history offilm USA total box office ranking on ninth films, is beauty - ever beat the best comedy, Macleay Cgin therefore piece become more one of the most successful in the history of star, absoluteclassic.
求一句搞笑的英文廣告語。
,長一點的,記得寫完下麵寫下漢語,謝謝 ...
§ during school served as club President, two good at planning organization1. Hunan yueyang city yueyang LouOu new wins community agricultural groups2. Yueyang city sun bridge hotel holiday workYueyang city step supermarket promotersHunan contemporary commercial daily internsZhongnan university admissions point college enrollment workYueyang city step electronic dictionary sale member3. § in school I each subject result is outstanding, the be fond of studying marketing.§ during school use extra-curricular social practice, accumulated a certain amount of work experience and communication with customer for communication, to organize all kinds of activities. Have strong communication skills can use at hand of resources to solve problems, coordinate relationships, and international trade subjects.§ character cheerful, on the job actively, marketing commodity ability. For new old customer development and maintenance of goods, rich work passion, can obey job arrangement, compression capability is strong, can rapidly adapt to the kind of environment and involved, and a new understanding of the marketing
50分求英文翻譯2個句子漢
This TV program is so boring.He bored us all by talking for hours about his new house.That is an exciting game.Sara was excited to see the rock band.This book is interesting.He is not interested in readingIt is one of the most dangerous things to be so near to the tigerI'm busier than before.
怎樣認識漢語句子的＂竹式結構＂和英語句子的＂樹式結構
漢語短語基本結構類型有以下幾種。
（1）聯合結構：短語內部組成成分之間具有聯合關係。
具體包括“AB”以及“A和B”兩種模式。
如： 名+名：人和馬 理想和現實 北京、上海、天津 動+動：踢打 解釋說明 又唱又跳 形+形：生動活潑 平凡而偉大 又快又好 （2）偏正結構：短語內部的組成部分之間有偏正關係。
有“A的B”和“A地B”兩種結構。
如： 定+中：荷塘月色 自由的人民 文章的修改 狀+中：極其關心 緊緊地摟著 十分困難 都可以 不怎麼樣 （3）動賓結構：短語的內部構成成分之間有動賓關係。
如： 看書 來人 告訴他 坐汽車 吃快餐 回老家 寫字 想家 讚成這樣做 知道你來 喜歡打籃球 （4）中補結構：短語內部構成成分之間有補充和被補充的關係。
有“AB”和“A得B”兩種結構： 動+補： 說清楚 爬了起來 變得更好 形+補： 熱極了 快得很 急得發火 （5）主謂結構：短語內部構成成分之間有主謂關係。
漢語主語和謂語之間的結構關係比較鬆散，所以，通常可以有停頓或者可以插入一個成分，這種個性往往被當做判定主謂結構的標準。
即： 按照這個標準，下邊的短語都是主謂結構短語： 名+動： 老李開車 菊花盛開 名+形： 頭腦清醒 身材高大 名+名： 今天星期四 明天元旦 名+主謂： 產品樣式多 他心地善良 （6）連動短語：短語內部構成成分之間有連動關係。
其特點是：幾個分別表示連續發生的動作行為的動詞短語連用。
幾個連用的動詞短語分別能夠和主語發生主謂關係。
幾個動詞短語的順序不能顛倒。
如： 我去找他問問。
你坐我的車回家。
他拿起工具衝出門外。
老張接過自行車一溜煙跑了。
（7）兼語短語：短語內部的構成成分之間有連環套疊的關係。
從本質上說，漢語的兼語短語是一種複和式，研究表明，它是由一個動賓短語和一個主謂短語因表達的需要粘和在一起的，由於兩個短語的共同部分（動賓的賓和主謂的主）在粘合過程中疊合在一起，從而形成了一種複雜的短語結構： 讓他來 派他去 動+兼+賓 動+兼+賓 數+方位詞：三十以上 三十左右 （二）短語的功能類型 短語的功能分類，實際上就是將短語和詞相比，看它與漢語的哪類詞功能相當，就把它歸並為哪類短語。
據此，漢語短語的功能類別有如下幾種。
1.名詞性短語：功能相當於名詞的短語。
即通常可以和介詞構成介賓短語，經常作主語、賓語的短語。
包括： （1）名詞為中心的偏正短語； （2）名詞構成的聯合短語；
有誰能幫我找出一個英語話劇,有關於校園生活幽默搞笑,而且勵誌...
荊軻刺秦王英語劇本旁白：It was war periods time, the war among different countries seemed endless. Every kings or ministers tried to find some supermen to work for them——to be the killing tools for their political purposes. As time goes by, it was becoming a fashion to feed some good men at home……This is a crazy world. In the crazy world, there are the crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by the crazy way.第一幕：Conspire（密謀）太子丹（上，歎氣）：Ying Zheng,that bad guy,treats me even worse than before.Resorts to lots of persons in his hand,he never cares about me ---the most sensible prince under the sun.Recently,he has got much more cities from my hands.How can I live if these things happen again（急）。
Hey!! I must think out a good idea. I must make him know who I am.（向幕裏大叫）Where is my minister？ （大臣阿三上）Indeed, tell me what shall we do now？阿三：（畢恭畢敬）Just keep calm,please!Let me see！（盤坐在地。
兩手在頭上畫畫如一休）（旁外音：當當當，砰！！）（阿三起）Ok,I get one,we can sent a hero to put Ying Zheng to~~~（作殺狀）Then, all the beauties,jewelries and cities in Qing is ours~~~ （淫笑）太子與阿三作流口水狀.太子：Ha, ha~~~. Good idea,Good idea!But do you think who we can sent？阿三：I have thought about it, we can send Xi Men Chui Xue .He is traveling in our country these days. I think we can't lose the chance. We must employ him quickly.太子：Well, deal with the things as soon as possible.第二幕：tournament （比武）西門吹雪（上台，擺出一幅酷式，手一張，一條紙帶隨風而下）西 門 吹 雪（Xi Men Chui Xue）身高：190cmHeight: 190cm 最愛幹的事情：聊qqFavorite doing: chatting戰鬥力：無限War power: endless 最愛的顏色：黑色Favorite color: black武器：長劍Weaponry: long sword 最愛喝的飲料：啤酒Favorite drinks: beer血型：OType of blood: O 最崇拜的人：小燕子，******Favorite idol: Xiao Yanzi Mao Zedong Today I came here for the fighting, who is the unwanted-life guy. Stand out.荊軻（抖嗦而上）站在一邊，不敢出大氣。
旁白：Competition begins.荊軻（帶劍衝向西門吹雪，半途停住）Are you really Xi Men Chui Xue？西門吹雪：Just come on.荊軻：（又衝，停在西門吹雪麵前）Are you sure you are really the Xi Men Chui Xue in the story？西門吹雪：（不耐煩）what a boring man! How dare you ask me such a stupid question？荊軻（環視四周見無一人，便跪在西門吹雪麵前，大哭）My hero, I admire you just like the yellow river, never endless. I have eighty-year-old mother up, three-year-old boy down. Please don't kill me. Give me the life, please！西門吹雪（大怒）I thought Jingke is a hero. But you beg for life. How can I forgive you? Give me your life. （舉劍刺向荊軻，忽然，捂住自己的肚子，自語） Maybe I ate too much this morning, Maybe there is something wrong with the rice. （抬頭） where is the toilet？ 荊軻：T-o-i-l-e-t-？西門吹雪：WC.荊軻：W-C-？西門吹雪：（急）茅廁！！Are you happy to hear such rude words？荊軻：I know, I know. Turn left, left and left.西門吹雪下。
太子丹與阿三上，看見荊軻，大吃一驚，太子丹給阿三一個眼色，阿三會意。
走至荊軻前。
阿三： What's your name, please? Hero.荊軻不屑一顧。
太子丹（畢恭畢敬）May I have your name, please？荊軻從兜裏掏出一卷紙，上麵寫著：寧 在 花 下 死， 作 鬼 也 風 流。
Even dying under the flower, Also happy as a ghost.——快活魔王荊軻是也Happy prince of the gost太子丹（抱拳）：How do you do荊柯：How do you do.荊柯突欲走，太子丹給阿三一個眼色。
阿三：Hero, wait for a moment. I have a problem which needs your help。
太子丹：You can gain a lot of things.荊柯欲走又止。
太子丹（從衣兜裏掏出一張卡片）： Here is a card for traveling all over the world for free, please accept it please, hero.荊柯正準備拿，但馬上又止，轉身又欲走太子丹（慌了）：I must use the last way. Ladies and gentlemen. This is Miss Huang！旁白：“大世界”響起有一妖豔女子走上（男扮女裝），走到荊柯麵前，給荊柯拋了一個眉眼。
荊柯兩眼發直。
太子丹與阿三（擊掌）Yeah！荊柯（站直，厲聲道）：Great man, both born and die for his motherland. I am not the guy who just wants money and beauty. What shall I do? Prince, just say it out. But this lady……太子丹：No problem.第三幕：Say goodbye in Yishui River（易水別）荊珂挽著那女子，太子丹在後，阿三一手拿著地圖，一手拿著人頭上。
阿三：We have already reached Yishui River.荊珂：Please just stop here. Goodbye.太子丹：Hero, Let me see you off a little further荊珂：What a boring guy. If you walk a little further, then you will go to Qin instead of me太子丹：Well. Goodbye. Hero. Here is the map and ...
英語翻譯一、翻譯：1.IamgoingtowatchTVassoonasIfinishmyhomework...
1. 我一完成我的作業，就馬上看電視.2. Although it is Autumn now, but the weather is terrible because the rain falls non stop.1. I have lunch at a restaurant tomorrow. （這個句子不必加介詞也沒關係）2. We learn a lot since last year. (since 的意思是自從)3. 好吧……我不也不會4. yet 是放在句尾.感覺好像組不出.He應該是用“has”抱歉，有些問題猶豫了就空著……我已經盡力了>
【請把下列句子用英語寫出（漢譯英）。
1這是他所寫的最有趣的小說...
1. This is the most interesting one among all those novels he has writen.2. The students were still laughing when the teacher entered the classroom.3. I don't want to return the book to the library because I haven't finished reading it.4. Is this the first time for you to come to China?5. I will go to the downtown with you even though it will rain this afternoon.6. I didn't hear what you said because I was watching TV.7. I know that Mr. Wong is living in Nanjing at present.8. The small town locates in the foot of the hill.
