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1、Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today。不要等明天交不上差再找借口， 今天就要找好。
2、Especially liked a little lazy， and that is， do not learn。懶惰有一點特別招人喜歡，那就是，不用學就會。
3、Shhh - do not tell them that I did something good， this will affect my image！噓——千萬不要告訴他們我做了好事，這會影響我的形象的！
4、I'm sorry I never do the next thing Depot， maybe， maybe not forever。今後我永遠不做對不起歐迪的事，也許，也許不是永遠。
5、There are a beautiful woman to Jon say you're cute， but you ask me there is something wrong！有一位漂亮的女士對喬恩說你真可愛，而你還問我有什麼不對！
6、Behind every successful man， there is a man。 And behind every unsuccessful man， there are two。每個成功男人的背後，都有一個女人。 每個不成功男人的背後， 都有兩個。
7、There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning。應該有更好的方式開始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每個上午都醒來。
8、Today， I do push-ups， the first prone today， tomorrow and then hold。今天我要做俯臥撐，今天先俯臥，明天再撐。
9、Really I do not want them， especially when i was sick， but I still gotta persist in eating。真不願意起來，尤其我還病了，可我還得帶病堅持吃飯。
10、God determines who is your relative， fortunately， in the choice of our friends you left the room。上帝決定了誰是你的親戚，幸運的是在選擇朋友方麵他給了你留了餘地。
11、Your future depends on your dreams。 So go to sleep。 現在的夢想決定著你的將來， 所以還是再睡一會吧 。
12、It's just a nightmare， when I close my eyes then opened when everything will be normal。這隻是一個噩夢，當我閉上眼睛再睜開的時候一切都會正常。
13、Big belly is not terrible， terrible stomach no good thing。肚子大不可怕，可怕的是肚子裏沒有好東西。
14、You are always yours， someone else will take the others。是你的總是你的，別人給的別人也會拿走。
15、Garfield is certainly not for the pork roll was born， but the pork roll must be born to Garfield。加菲貓肯定不是為豬肉卷而生，但豬肉卷一定是為加菲貓而生。
16、Re happy man should marry， happiness is not the only thing。再快樂的單身漢遲早也會結婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。
17、I just finished a 14-day diet， the only minus is that in two weeks time。我剛結束為期14天的節食，唯一減掉的就是兩周來的時間。
18、Success is a relative term。 It brings so many relatives。成功是一個相關名詞，他會給你帶來很多不相關的親戚(聯係)。
19、No， fruit cake！ This is one of the three things I do not eat。 Also different is the raisins， and snails。不，水果蛋糕！這是我不吃的三樣東西之一。另外兩樣是葡萄幹，還有蝸牛。
20、You can let the cat leave meatloaf， but not to leave the kitten patties。你可以讓小貓離開肉餅，但不能讓肉餅離開小貓。
21、Odie， walking， or nine we buy a hamburger for dinner。歐迪，走，我們去買一個或九個漢堡包當晚餐。
22、To prevent weight gain from such movement is really good fun。能從這種不讓體重增加的運動中得到樂趣真是太好了。
23、Mei Mei's sleep a sleep， 16 hours， I feel like a short sleep。睡了美美的一覺，16個小時，我是喜歡睡短覺的。
24、Children in backseats cause accidents。 Accidents in backseats cause children。 後排座位上的小孩會生出意外， 後排座位上的意外會生出小孩。
25、While Office Depot is a dog， but it sometimes live life like a dog。雖然歐迪是條狗，但它有時候也過著狗一樣的生活。
26、Dress is like a barbed fence。 It protects the premises without restricting the view。服飾就象鐵絲網，它阻止你冒然行動但並不妨礙你盡情的觀看。
27、This world there are many more important things than money， such as pasta。這個世界上還有很多比錢更重要的東西，比如說意大利麵。
28、I'm not fat， I just follow my weight a little bit shorter。我並不胖，按照我的體重我隻是稍微矮了一點。
29、The burgers taste good， but not as good as the first eight good。這個漢堡包的味道不錯，但不如前八個好。
30、Dog problem is that they did not have to install a ON / OFF switch。狗的問題就在於，它們身上沒有裝一個ON/OFF開關。
31、You actually brought one after another old and useless guy back， but not me。你竟然帶了一個又老又沒用的家夥回來，而且不是我。
32、The wise never marry， And when they marry they become otherwise。聰明人都是未婚的，結婚的人很難再聰明起來。
33、If a little late in the morning to come， I would have liked in the morning。如果早晨晚一點兒來的話，我會喜歡早晨的。
34、Life philosophy： I am a 14-day diet is over， and I was the only minus two weeks time。生活哲理：我為期14天的節食結束了，而我唯一減去的就是2周的時間。
35、Hard work never killed anybody！ But I will not take the risk。努力工作不會導致死亡！不過我不會用自己去證明。
36、God made relatives； Thank God we can choose our friends。神決定了誰是你的親戚，幸運的是在選擇朋友方麵他給了你留了餘地。
37、If you want to be smart， you will be more than associating with fools。如果你想顯得聰明，就要多跟蠢人為伍。
38、I only eat four types of food per day： breakfast， lunch， dinner and snacks。我每天隻吃四類食物：早飯、午飯、晚飯和零食。
39、In addition to eating and sleeping， life may also have other meaning， but I do not think it is very good。除了吃和睡，生命也許還會有別的意義，不過我覺得沒有就挺好。
40、I hope you can help me return a favor？ Help me to apply for a dog， it is best Spain poodle！返希你能幫我個忙嗎？幫我申請做一隻狗，最好是西班牙獅子狗！
41、If you do not want to give anyone something to eat， then you have to think of something to make it。如果你不想給誰東西吃的話，就得讓它想著點什麼。
42、Every man should marry。 After all， happiness is not the only thing in life。再快樂的單身漢遲早也會結婚， 幸福不是永久的嘛。
43、Characterized by the failure of people will continue to fail。 If you want to see him fail， he will not let you down。失敗的人特點是會不斷地失敗。如果你想看看他的失敗的話，他是不會讓你失望的。
44、I do not watch TV each meal， and sometimes my dinner while watching television， life， some changes will increase the fun。我並不是每次吃完飯就看電視，有時我邊吃飯邊看電視，生活中有些改變會增加樂趣。
45、I made a wish upon a star。 I do not really believe it， but in any case is free， and there is no evidence that it is not working。我向星星許了個願。我並不是真的相信它，但是反正也是免費的，而且也沒有證據證明它不靈。
46、Why do people always want what we eat rats？ The mouse may be a group of children's mother， it could be a mouse classroom teachers。人們為什麼總是希望我們吃老鼠呢？這隻老鼠可能是一群孩子的母親，也可能是老鼠課堂的教師。
47、What is life， life is like a hot bath。 When washing very comfortable， can the longer time you wash， the more wrinkled skin on the bubble。什麼是生活，生活很像是洗熱水澡。洗的時候很舒服，可你洗的時間越長，皮膚就泡的越皺。
48、The more you learn， the more you know； the more you know， the more you forget； the more you forget， the less you know； why bother to learn。學的越多，知道的越多；知道的越多，忘記的越多；忘記的越多，知道的越少；為什麼學來著。
49、Why do people like teddy bears， this was because of their personality， they will not eat your food， and you will not dance around the girl， will not steal your thunder。人們為什麼喜歡玩具熊呢，這是因為他們的個性，他們不會吃你的東西，不會和你約的女孩跳舞，不會搶你的風頭。
50、Now， you can return it to us on Monday it？ Also Wednesday and throughout August， Wisconsin and chocolate。 By the way， another thing， you can take my coin back to me？現在，你能把星期一還給我們嗎？還有星期三和整個八月，威斯康星州和巧克力糖。對了，還有一點，你能把我的硬幣也還給我嗎？
51、I actually fell asleep at dinner。 That's right， I have reached the pinnacle of lazy。 How frustrating it！ After reaching the top， there is nothing of the struggle。我居然在吃飯時候睡著了。這就對了，我已經達到好吃懶做的頂峰了。多麼令人沮喪呀！在到達頂峰以後，就沒有什麼好奮鬥的了。
52、You can grab my hair， you can insult my mother， my dog can beat， you can play with my rubber mouse， but you must not eat my food， not allowed to sleep in my bed！你可以抓我的毛，可以侮辱我的母親，可以揍我的狗，可以玩我的橡皮老鼠，但是你不許吃我的食物，不許在我的床上睡覺！
