1、由於“和平”號墜落，為防止損壞你的手機，請關機一周以保安全！

Due to the "peace" to fall， to prevent damage to your phone， please turn off a week to secure！

2、下崗男工不回頭，手拿兩個大斧頭；碰見大款一聲吼，該出手時就出手。

Laid-off men don't look back， with two big axes； Run into a big style with a roar， the moves when it's necessary to make moves。

3、英語繞口令測試：將peace-war-found快速地重複念三遍，流利且不出錯者證明英語口語高超。

English tongue twister test： will peace - war - found repeated quickly read three times， fluent and no error proof the spoken English skill。

4、曾經有一份真誠的愛情我沒有珍惜，等到失去後才追悔莫及。如果再給我一次機會，我會對那個女孩說四個字：離我遠點！

There was a sincere love I did not cherish， until after losing to regret。 If give me a chance， I will said to the girl three words： stay away from me！

5、當你看到這條短信息，恭喜你，你已經從99個競爭者中脫穎而出，你贏得了我的愛，要出來慶祝一下嗎？愚人節快樂！

When you see this message， congratulations， you have 99 competitors from， you won the love， I want to come out to celebrate？ Happy April fool's day！

6、愚人節到了，祝天下愚人大智若愚，愚者更愚，愚得快樂，愚得其所。祝愚人們愚人節快樂。

April fool's day is coming， I wish the world the wisest man often seems stupid fool， fool is more foolish， happy fool， it is a fool。 ZhuYu people happy April fool's day。

7、曾有一分真摯的愛，我沒珍惜，失去才後悔莫及，若能再來，我會說：我愛你。若要選表白時間，我希望是：愚人節！

There was a true love， I didn't treasure， lost only regret， if can come again， I would say： I love you。 If you want to choose， I hope is： April fool's day！

8、親愛的，我又開始想你了，我對你的愛每天都在巨增，因為有人告訴我：豬肉漲價了，你能賣個好價錢！

Dear of， I started missing you again， my love to you everyday at huge increase， because someone tell me： pork markup， you can sell a good price！

9、你帥呆了，酷斃了，簡直無法比喻了，你頭頂鍋蓋手拎白菜，總以為自己是東方不敗，其實你是傻瓜二代！

You handsome， cool， and can't parables， you head pot hand carry cabbage， always think oneself is east don't hurt， in fact you are a fool the second generation！

10、通知：明天上頭領導下來檢查工作，各同事請按要求統一著裝，男士：西裝領帶短褲拖鞋；女士：泳裝西褲皮鞋！

Notice： tomorrow above leadership inspection work， each colleague dressing， as required， please man： suit tie shorts slippers； Ms： swimsuit trousers for leather shoes！

11、教你個開心咒語；安思竹安思竹，安思之竹安思之純竹，恭喜你學會了山東話；俺是豬俺是豬，俺是隻豬俺是隻蠢豬。

Teach you a happy spell； AnSiZhu AnSiZhu AnSiZhi bamboo AnSiZhi pure bamboo， congratulations you learned to shandong dialect； I is a pig I'm pig， I is a pig I was a jerk。

12、別人一誇您，我就擔心，擔心別人誇得不夠；本無意與眾不同，怎奈何您的品味出眾；作為失敗的典型，您老人家實在是太成功了。

Someone kua you， I worry， worry about other people kua enough； This has no intention of different， how do you taste； As the typical failure， your family is so successful。

13、雞是用做下蛋的，牛是有活就幹的，貓是挨家混飯的，羊是將來烤串的，狗是讓人來慣的，你是等著出圈的。

Is used to lay eggs， chicken cow is living on dry， the cat went very seriously， sheep are barbecue in the future， a dog is a let a person to be used， you are waiting for ones。

14、我想當皇帝，怕羅嗦；想當官，怕事多；想吃飯，怕刷鍋；真想揍你一頓，又怕惹禍。祝愚人節快樂。

I want to be emperor， afraid of bothersome； Get promoted， and uncertain； Want to eat， afraid to brush pot； Really want to beat you， again afraid to bring calamity。 Happy April fool's day。

15、孔子曰：打架用磚乎，照臉乎，不宜亂乎；乎不著再乎，乎著往死裏乎；乎死即拉倒不用再乎也；不死者乃英雄也！

As Confucius said， a fight， brick on face on， unfavorable LuanHu； Seems not to deny， deny the almost to the dead； By death or don't pull down can also； Not the dead is a hero too！

16、你的出現令我徹夜難眠；你的聲音令我無比興奮；你的吻在我身上留下難忘的見證。因此，我今晚不睡也要等你，死蚊子。

The emergence of you made me sleepless nights； Your voice makes me happy； Your kiss on my body left unforgettable testimony。 So， I don't sleep tonight will wait for you， dead mosquitoes。

17、如果你長得難看請打110；如果你身材不好請打120；如果你脾氣不好請打119；如果你覺得自己漂亮，請打我手機，詳談……

Please call 110 if you look ugly。 Please call 120 if you are out of shape。 Please call 119 if you have a bad temper。 If you think you're beautiful， please call my mobile phone， discuss……

18、通知：請大家收到短信後速到民政部門領取中秋節紀念品一份，包括精美月餅盒一個，內含月圓勺一個，極品月餅渣若幹。

Notice： after receiving the SMS， please get a Mid-Autumn festival souvenirs to civil administration branch， including an exquisite moon cake box， containing scoop a month circle， need some moon cakes slag。

19、一隻漂亮的小豬屁顛屁顛的跑到你麵前，用崇拜的眼光看著你，搖搖尾巴，甩甩屁股。對你唱了一首：長大後我就成了你！愚人節快樂！

A beautiful pig fart dian fart， ran to the front of you， looking at you with adoring eyes， his tail， swing the ass。 Singing a song to you： after be brought up， I became you！ Happy April fool's day！

20、出門買涼拌牛肉，忽然一人牽一狗經過，那隻狗眼巴巴地跟著我手上的涼拌牛肉跑，結果主人及時拉住它，我清楚地聽見主人跟狗說：理性點！

Went out to buy cold beef， suddenly a man with a dog， the dog eagerly follow my hand cold beef ran， the master took it in time， I clearly heard the master and the dog said： rational point！

21、又在工作吧？我不止一次的對你說不要這麼玩命工作，要注意身體。可你總是意味深長的說：不趁天暖多滾幾個糞球，冬天我吃什麼。

At work again， are you？ I more than once said to you don't work so hard， pay attention to the body。 Can you always meaningful said： not much warm days roll how many mucks ball， winter what I eat。

22、專家最近發明了一種多用途電腦盤，該盤軟的時候叫軟盤，勃起之後就成為硬盤，將其外衣之後，即可成為一張光盤。愚人節快樂！

Experts recently invented a multipurpose computer plate， the plate of soft of time call a floppy disk， after erection becomes hard disk， after its appearance， can become a CD。 Happy April fool's day！

23、我說：每想你一次星星就落下一滴淚，大海就是這樣形成的。你說：每想我一次你就放一個屁，臭氧層就是這樣形成的。祝你愚人節快樂！

I said： every miss you once the stars fall a drop of tears， the sea is like this form。 Each time you say： think I you put a fart， the ozone layer are formed in this way。 I wish you a happy April fool's day！

24、當年同學中，把English讀為“應給利息”的當了行長；讀為“硬改曆史”的成了政治家。我讀“應該累死”做了公司職員。你當年怎麼讀的？

The classmates， read English for "should give interest" when the President； Read as "hard to change history" became a politician。 I read dead tired "should" do the company employees。 How do you read that？

25、工作越來越忙，累得起不來床，壓力越來越大，都讓生活整怕，閑時又越來越沒勁，幸好可以給你發發短信，嘿嘿！愚人節快樂呦！

Work is more and more busy， too tired to don't come to bed， increasing pressure， all let the fear of life， and when more and more boring， but I can give you instant message， hey hey！ Happy April fool's day！

26、以前總被你欺負，打，打不過你；說，說不過你；玩，玩不過你。遺留到現在的怨氣，全在愚人節這天還你，祝你傻得不生氣，笨得有福氣，節日快樂！

Always be you bullying， dozen， dozen however you； Say， but you said； Play， play but you。 Her legacy to now， all pay you on April fool's day， wish you stupid don't angry， stupid blessed， happy holidays！

27、這條信息讓你知道：一、我們的感情最深！二、讓你知道我沒有把你忘記！三、我最在乎的是你！四、多吃多睡，養的胖胖的，爭取年前出欄，賣個好價錢！

This message to let you know： first， our deepest love！ Second， let you know that I did not forget you！ Third， I care about most is you！ Fourth， eat more sleep， keep of fat， such for years ago， sell a good price！

28、劉老頭張羅著給他的閨女比武招親旁邊一個老頭湊過來：老哥這都啥年代了還搞這個？劉：哎！我閨女力氣特大，性子又烈，我能不為她找個抗打的嗎？

Mr Duration just next to the daughter of the first set out to give him an old man leaned in： yes this is what s still make this？ Liu： ah！ My daughter to heavy strength， patience and strong, I can not find a dozen resistance for her？

29、信息打開傾聽愛：愛你，天荒地老永無盡；等你，海枯石爛永無改；陪你，天長地久永無止；伴你，生生世世永無期；求你，千千萬萬別相信！

Information open to listen to love： I love you, glebe's old an eternity； Waiting for you, the seas run dry and the rocks crumble never change； With you, forever never stop； With you, to life everlasting life； Please, thousands don't believe it！

30、狼來了豬窩裏亂成一團，豬媽媽安排：大豬去堵門！二豬去堵窗！當看到小豬時，豬媽來火了，大叫：老三，不要看短信啦！你肉多，出去把狼引開。愚人節快樂！

The Wolf to the pig nest in a mess, a mother pig arrangement： big pig plugging the door！ Two pigs to plugging window！ When he saw the pig, the pig mama LaiHuo, shout loudly： old three, don't look at SMS！ You go out more than meat, the Wolf away。 Happy April fool's day！