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1、把別人的電話聽筒粘在底座上。
The handset glue on the base of others。
2、用膠水把所有雞蛋粘在紙箱裏。
Use glue to stick all eggs are to be packed in cartons。
3、把洗手間門上的男女指示牌互換。
Out of the bathroom door sign swap men and women。
4、把別人的電腦屏保換成藍屏死機圖。
Other people's computer screen saver with blue screen of death。
5、把食品藏在垃圾桶裏，有人經過時抓出來吃。
Hid food in the garbage can， someone passes out to eat。
6、把冰箱裏的所有雞蛋都煮熟，再放回去。
Boil all the eggs in the refrigerator， put it back again。
7、把別人電腦鍵盤上的按鍵隨意調換幾個。
The optional exchange a few others on the computer keyboard keys。
8、在別人的筆尖上塗卸甲油，筆就會寫不出字。
On someone else's pen off oil， pen will not write a word。
9、在一條肥皂上塗滿卸甲油，這樣肥皂不再起泡。
On a bar of soap with unloading oil， no longer this soap bubbles。
10、編一個假消息，讓不同的人去跟同一個人說。
Make up a fake news， let different people with the same person said。
11、在別人的汽車排氣管裏放個氣球，車發動時發出爆炸聲。
Put a balloon in someone else's car's exhaust， during a car explosion。
12、找一扇常用的門，沿門框把整扇門用塑料薄膜包起來。
To find a common door， along the frame the whole door with plastic wrap。
13、從別人的辦公室裏拿走點什麼，並留下一封勒索信。
From someone's office to take away something， and leave a blackmail letter。
14、在奧利奧的管裝奶油包裝裏灌滿牙膏請別人吃。
In the tubes of cream package of oreos filling toothpaste please others eat。
15、取下門把手，裝到門的另一側，並且讓門開著。
Take the door handle， to the other side of the door， and leave the door open。
16、借別人的手機，把語言設置為一種外語。
Borrow someone else's cell phone， set the language as a foreign language。
17、在別人車上留張便條，為一起從沒實際發生事故道歉。
Leave a note on others car， apologize for never actually occurred accident。
18、把辦公室的時鍾、同事計算機的時間都拔快或拔慢一個小時。
All the time clock， the office computer fast or slow pull pull an hour。
19、在杯底粘上一塊磁鐵，放到車頂上，開著車四處兜風。
Stick on a magnet in the bottom of a cup， put it on the roof， drove around for a ride。
20、卸下淋浴龍頭，在水管裏放個噓噓糖，再把龍頭擰回去。
Unload the shower head and put a hush sugar in water pipe， then put the head back。
21、在別人臥室裏藏個鬧鍾，鬧鈴設為淩晨3點。
In other people hiding an alarm clock in the bedroom， the alarm is set to 3 o 'clock in the morning。
22、帶多套衣服去上班，每隔一小時換一次，並且裝作若無其事。
Take more clothes to go to work， change once every hour， and pretend as if nothing had happened。
23、如果辦公樓隻有一個入口，在門上掛一塊“請使用其他入口”標誌。
If the office building is only one entrance， on the door hung a "please use other entry" sign。
24、買些內衣，寫上一個同事的名字，扔在辦公室的洗手間地板上。
Buy some underwear， write the name of a colleague， thrown on the floor of the office bathroom。
25、隱藏別人電腦桌麵上的所有圖標，並把壁紙換成隱藏圖標前的桌麵截圖。
Hide all desktop ICONS， others and change the wallpaper to hidden icon in front of the desktop screenshot。
26、在別人的鼠標底部貼一小片即時貼，他會以為鼠標壞掉了。
In other people's at the bottom of the mouse put a small piece of post-it note， he would think that the mouse is broken。
27、在洗手間唯一的馬桶前放一條褲子和一雙鞋，看上去始終有人在用。
The only toilet in the bathroom before put on a pair of trousers and a pair of shoes， it seems that someone is always in use。
28、把別人的香煙煙嘴在Orajel牙疼水裏浸一浸，讓他抽煙時嘴唇發麻。
Other people's cigarette smoke cigarette holder of immersion in water with Orajel toothache "， let him to smoke when lips and needles。
29、藏一枝水槍，走進洗手間，找個正在小便的人站在他身邊，假裝小便的樣子，每隔幾秒鍾往牆上噴一點水。
Hide a water gun， walked into the bathroom， find someone who is urinating standing beside him， pretending to urinate， every few seconds to spray water on the wall。
