張井空
關於幽默的哲理名言警句：
1.love is photogenic. it needs darkness to develop. 愛情就象照片，需要大量的暗房時間來培養。
2.love the neighbor. but don‘t get caught. 要用心去愛你的鄰居，不過不要讓她的老公知道。
3.money is not everything. there‘s mastercard & visa. 鈔票不是萬能的，有時還需要信用卡。
4.never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. 不要等明天交不上差再找借口，今天就要找好。
5.one flower does not make a spring一花獨放不是春。
6.you don’t love a girl because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful because you love her!你不是因為她的美麗而愛她，而她卻因為你的愛而美麗。
7.your future depends on your dreams. so go to sleep. “現在的夢想決定著你的將來”，所以還是再睡一會吧。
8.success is a relative term. it brings so many relatives. 成功是一個相關名詞，他會給你帶來很多不相關的親戚。
9.the wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise. 聰明人都是未婚的，結婚的人很難再聰明起來。
10.there should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. 應該有更好的方式開始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每個上午都醒來。
11.when two‘s company, three‘s the result! 兩個人的狀態是不穩定的，三個人才是！
12.where there is a life,there is a way.有誌者事竟成。
13.work fascinates me. i can look at it for hours! " “工作好有意思耶！”尤其是看著別人工作。
14.a dress is like a barbed fence. it protects the premises without restricting the view. 服飾就象鐵絲網，它阻止你冒然行動但並不妨礙你盡情的觀看。
15.a friend in need is a friend indeed.患難見真知。
16.children in backseats cause accidents. accidents in backseats cause children. 後排座位上的小孩會生出意外，後排座位上的意外會生出小孩。
17.every man should marry. after all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 再快樂的單身漢遲早也會結婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。
18.god made relatives; thank god we can choose our friends. 神決定了誰是你的親戚，幸運的是在選擇朋友方麵他給了你留了餘地。
19.hard work never killed anybody. but why take the risk? " “努力工作不會導致死亡！”不過我不會用自己去證明。
20.i’ll never forget the time we share together.我永遠也不會忘記我們在一起的日子。
21.life is like a box of chocolate,you never know what you’re gonna get。生活就像巧克力，個中滋味難以預料。
22.living without goal is like sailing without a compass.沒有目標的生活就如同沒有羅盤的航行。
23.love alone could waken love!隻有愛才能喚醒愛！
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