愚人節搞笑英文祝福短信 My love, you take my breath away. What have you stepped in to smell this way? 愛人啊，你簡直讓我窒息， 你在哪沾上的一身臭氣？ I want to feel your sweet embrace; But don’t take that paper bag off your face. 我渴望你溫柔的擁抱， 但別把你臉上的麵具摘掉。 I thought that I could love no other –that is until I met your brother. 曾以為一生隻愛你一個， 直到遇見你的二表哥。 Because of you, I believe in fate, perhaps all this are doomed to heaven, having a Mianmianzhizhong traction. Now I want to say is that I Shangbeizi. what is built Nie ah?! 因為你，我相信命運的安排，也許這一切都是上天注定，冥冥之中牽引著我倆。現在的我想說的是……我上輩子是造了什麼孽啊？！” Also known as the bricks and mortar boards infants bricks, the old Beijing is the most characteristic of the cultural heritageof one of a lethal strong, and easy-to-carry concealed, not weapons, and other characteristics,…… shoot you use the most appropriate! 磚頭又稱板兒磚，是老北京最有特點的文化遺產之一，具有殺傷力強，易於攜帶隱蔽性高，不算凶器等多種特點，所以……拍你用它最合適！ Psychological test: If you and the cowardrace, you want to: 1 you run fast; as fast; you coward slower than… answer: you than beasts also a beastyou are beasts; beast than you! Happy April Fool's Day! 心理測試：如果你和狗熊賽跑，你希望：1你跑得快；2一樣快；3你比狗熊慢…答案：1你比禽獸還禽獸；2你就是禽獸；3你禽獸不如！愚人節快樂！搞笑祝福語 I love your smile, your face, and your eyes Damn, I’m good at telling lies! 我愛你的明眸，你的臉龐，你的微笑， 媽的，我真是說謊不打草稿！ I see your face when I am dreaming. That’s why I always wake up screaming. 你的容顏依稀入夢境， 於是我在尖叫中驚醒。整人短信 Kind, intelligent, loving and hot; This describes everything you are not. 善良、聰慧、多情而性感， 可惜這些你一條都不占。 Notice: AprilFool's Day approaching, on April 1 you receive text messages are bogus, meaning exactly opposite, please pay attention. Following is the first: You are handsome styles Yushulinfeng beauty of the blossoming devilbuild lover! 通告：愚人節來臨，4月1 日您收到的短信均為假的，意思正好截然相反，敬請留意。以下是第一條：您是英俊瀟灑玉樹臨風貌美如花魔鬼身材的大眾情人！ Shaceng said: I have 16 change! Journey said: I have 32 change! Wukong said: I am 72 changed! In his Tang Seng: Nishi on the treatment, you change a phone call, I saw how other people look at monsters with phone messages? Happy April Fool's Day! 沙僧說：我有16變！八戒說：我有32變！悟空說：我有72變！唐僧大怒：西天路上也沒見你們變個電話，看人家妖怪都拿手機看短信呢！愚人節快樂！新婚賀語 After dinner seven Commandment: I quit smoking, quit immediatelyeat two fruits, three ring relaxedbelt, the four immediately quit drinking, Wujiebaibu walk, bathe immediately quit six, seven quit immediately to sleep! Journey: Remember? 飯後七戒：一戒吸煙，二戒馬上吃水果，三戒放鬆褲帶，四戒立即喝茶，五戒百步走，六戒立即洗澡，七戒立即睡覺！八戒：記住了嗎？ Some people see you today, you still as charming, wearing a checked vest, Manyouyou to walk, a detached look comfortable, it is lovely to that. You really do not know how that is Saiguo rabbit? 今天有人看見你了，你還是那樣迷人，穿著格子背心，慢悠悠地走著，一副超然自在的樣子，實在是可愛極了。真不知你當年是怎麼賽過兔子的？