搞笑-小王子
1、命運為了懲罰我蔑視權威，於是使我自己也成為一個權威。
In order to punish me for disdaining authority, fate made me an authority myself.
2、不是每件可以算數的事都可以計算，不是每件可以計算的事都可以算數。
Not everything that can be counted can be counted, not everything that can be counted can be counted.
3、人們努力追求的庸俗的目標-財產、虛榮、奢侈的生活，我總覺得都是可鄙的。
People strive to pursue the vulgar goals - property, vanity, luxury life, I always feel that they are despicable.
4、通向人類真正的偉大境界的通道隻一條苦難的道路。
There is only one path of suffering leading to the true greatness of mankind.
5、人生不管時代的潮流和社會的風尚怎樣，人總可以憑著自己高貴的品質，超脫時代和社會，走自己正確的道路。
Regardless of the trend of the times and social fashion, people can always rely on their noble qualities, transcend the times and society, and take their own right path.
6、我生平喜歡步行，運動給我帶來了無窮的樂趣。
I like walking all my life, and sports bring me endless pleasure.
7、凡在小事上對真理持輕率態度的人，在大事上也是不足信的。
Those who take a rash attitude to truth in trifles are also not convinced in major matters.
8、不是我聰明，隻是我和問題周旋得比較久。
It's not that I'm smart, it's just that I've been dealing with problems for a long time.
9、簡單淳樸的生活，無論在身體上，還是精神上，對每個人都是有益的。
Simple and simple life, both physically and spiritually, is good for everyone.
10、人隻能有獻身社會，才能找出那實際上是短暫而有風險的生命的意義。
Only by devoting oneself to society can one find out the meaning of life, which is actually short and risky.
11、科學研究好象鑽木板，有人喜歡鑽薄的；而我喜歡鑽厚的。
Scientific research is like drilling boards. Some people like to drill thin ones, while I like to drill thick ones.
12、好奇心的存在，自有它的道理。
Curiosity has its own reason.
13、書讀得太多，而腦筋用得太少的人，都會落入懶得思考的習慣。
People who read too much and use too little brains fall into the habit of thinking too little.
14、感情和願望是人類一切努力和創造的背後動力。
Emotion and desire are the driving force behind all human efforts and creations.
15、科學是一件美好的事，如果人無需賴此維生的話。
Science is a good thing, if people don't have to live on it.
16、凡是自命為知識與真理領域的評審員的人，都會被眾神的訕笑所毀滅。
Those who pretend to be judges in the field of knowledge and truth will be destroyed by the laughter of the gods.
17、一個人的真正價值，首先決定於他在什麼程度上和在什麼意義上從自我解放出來。
The real value of a person depends, first of all, on the extent to which he is liberated from himself and in what sense.
18、隻要你有一件合理的事去做，你的生活就會顯得特別美好。
As long as you have a reasonable thing to do, your life will be particularly beautiful.
19、若無某種大膽放肆的猜想，一般是不可能有知識的進展的。
Without some bold and presumptuous guess, it is generally impossible to make progress in knowledge.
20、一個人的價值，應該看他貢獻什麼，而不應當看他取得什麼。
A person's value should depend on what he contributes, not on what he obtains.
21、偉大的心靈總是會遭逢凡夫俗子頑強的抵抗。
Great souls are always met with the tenacious resistance of ordinary people.
22、不曾犯錯的人什麼新生事物都沒試過。
People who never make mistakes never try anything new.
23、推動你的事業，不要讓你的事業推動你。
Push your career forward. Don't let your career push you forward.
24、知識不能單從經驗中得出，而隻能從理智的發明同觀察到的事實兩者比較中得出。
Knowledge can not be derived solely from experience, but only from the comparison of rational inventions with observed facts.
25、學習知識要善於思考，思考，再思考。
Learning knowledge should be good at thinking, thinking and rethinking.
26、學習知識要善於思考，思考，再思。我就是靠這個方法成為科學家的。
Learning knowledge should be good at thinking, thinking and rethinking. That's how I became a scientist.
27、我沒有什麼特別的才能，不過喜歡尋根刨底地追究問題罷了。
I don't have any special talent, but I like to find out the root of the problem.
28、用自己的眼睛看，用自己的心感受的人屈指可數。
Look with your eyes and feel with your heart.
29、數學法則隻要與現實有關的，都是不確定的；若是確定的，都與現實無關。
Mathematical rules are uncertain as long as they are relevant to reality; if they are definite, they are not relevant to reality.
30、任何聰明的傻瓜都可以讓事情更大、更複雜、更激烈。要往反方向發展需要一絲天分以及許多勇氣。
Any smart fool can make things bigger, more complicated and more intense. It takes a little talent and a lot of courage to move in the opposite direction.
31、堅持不懈就是天才。
Persistence is genius.
32、重點是：發展兒童般渴望認知的欲望，並將這兒童引導至重要的社會領域。
The key point is to develop children's desire for cognition and guide them to important social fields.
33、物理學的概念是人類心智的自由產物，它不是全然由外在世界決定的，無論它看來是否如此。
The concept of physics is the free product of the human mind. It is not entirely determined by the outside world, whether it seems so or not.
34、沒有犧牲，也就決不可能有真正的進步。
Without sacrifice, there can never be real progress.
35、為了使每個人都能表白他的觀點而無不利的後果，在全體人民中，必須有一種寬容的精神。
In order for everyone to express his views without adverse consequences, there must be a spirit of tolerance among all the people.
36、整個科學隻不過是每日思考的精練。
The whole science is nothing more than the refinement of everyday thinking.
37、最重要的寬容就是國家和社會對個人的寬容。
The most important tolerance is the tolerance of the state and society to the individual.
38、人隻有獻身於社會，才能找出那短暫而有風險的生命的意義。
Only by devoting oneself to society can one find out the meaning of that short and risky life.
39、惟一會妨礙我學習的是，我所受到的教育。
The only thing that will hinder my learning is my education.
40、對一個人來說，所期望的不是別的，而僅僅是他能全力以赴和獻身於一種美好事業。
For a man, what he expects is nothing else, but that he can devote himself to a good cause.
41、在科學上，每一條道路都應該走一走。發現一條走不通的道路，就是對於科學的一大貢獻。
In science, every road should be taken. Finding a way out is a great contribution to science.
42、真實隻是一種幻覺，盡管是一種揮之不去的幻覺。
Truth is only an illusion, albeit a lingering one.
43、時間存在的惟一理由是，如此才不會所有事情同時發生。
The only reason time exists is that nothing happens at the same time.
44、創意的奧秘是知道如何隱藏你的來源。
The secret of creativity is to know how to hide your sources.
45、我沒有特殊天賦，我隻是極為好奇。
I don't have any special talent. I'm just extremely curious.
46、在真理和認識方麵，任何以權威者自居的人，必將在上帝的戲笑中垮台！
In terms of truth and knowledge, anyone who takes himself as an authority will surely collapse in the laughter of God!
47、在天才和勤奮之間，我毫不遲疑地選擇勤奮，它幾乎是世界上一切成就的催生婆。
Between genius and diligence, I have no hesitation in choosing diligence, which is the mother of almost all the achievements in the world.
48、在小事上對真理持輕率態度的人，在大事上也是不足信的。
Those who take an indiscriminate attitude to truth in trivial matters are also not convinced in major matters.
49、這個世界最令人不解的事情是，它是可以理解的。
The most puzzling thing about the world is that it is understandable.
50、科學研究基於同一法則，即一切事物的產生取決於自然規律，這也適用於人們的行動。
Scientific research is based on the same principle that everything depends on the laws of nature, which also applies to people's actions.
51、如果我們知道我們在做什麼，那就不能稱為研究了，不是嗎？
If we know what we're doing, it's not research, is it?
