1、給我一個支點，我便能撬動你的心。

Give me a fulcrum, and I can move your heart.

2、我想我還是不會裝糊塗過於堅持才把這份愛變的唐突。

I don't think I will pretend to be too stubborn to make this love abrupt.

3、世界上有兩個我，一個假裝快樂一個真心難過。

There are two me in the world. One pretends to be happy and the other is really sad.

4、就算老到沒毛沒牙，我也敢裝萌很甜很甜的說句，麼麼親愛的。

Even when I'm old enough to be hairless and toothless, I dare to pretend to say something sweet and sweet, dear.

5、我沒什麼優點，最大的優點就是我是一個好人。

I don't have any advantages, the biggest advantage is that I am a good person.

6、為你哭，為你笑，我哪裏不好？你可否讓我知道。

Cry for you and laugh for you. What's wrong with me? Can you let me know?

7、本人已成仙，有事請發煙，佛說有煙沒火成不了正果，有火沒煙成不了仙。

I have become an immortal, please smoke when something happens. Buddha said that no smoke without fire can not achieve the right result, and no smoke without fire can not become an immortal.

8、你若安好，便是晴天。按這天氣看來，你應該是掛了。

If you live well,the day will be fine. According to the weather, you should have hung up.

9、總有那麼一個人，常住你心裏，卻不見在你的生射中…

There will always be someone who lives in your heart, but can't be seen in your life shooting.

10、即使再精明再瀟灑，我始終是你眼裏的傻瓜。

Even if you are smart and smart, I will always be a fool in your eyes.

11、有沒有人和我一樣，還在為了一個沒有結果旳結果執著。

Is there anyone like me who is still persistent for a fruitless result?

12、話語本身不傷人，除非，說這話的人對你而言很重要。

Words do not hurt people unless they are important to you.

13、不管在哪裏，都可以發揮我們的厚臉皮精神。

Wherever we are, we can use our thick-skinned spirit.

14、我們都是戲子，在別人的故事裏，流著自己的眼淚。

We are all actors, in other people's stories, with their own tears.

15、我懷念的不是你，而是你給的致命曾經。

I miss not you, but the fatal past you gave me.

16、多少人曾用一顆熱誠之心喂食一隻虛情假意的畜生。

How many people have fed a hypocritical animal with a sincere heart.

17、夜深人靜的時候，我常常問自己，當初決定來地球，到底是對是錯。

In the dead of night, I often ask myself whether it was right or wrong to decide to come to the earth.

18、我們住在一起，隻是現在的我們是進進出出的陌生人。

We live together, but now we are strangers in and out.

19、隻有讓自己的心變的更強大，才不需要任何人的保護。

Only by making your heart stronger, you don't need anybody's protection.

20、不要挑戰俄的極限，把俄惹急了俄也會咬人。

Don't challenge Russia's limit. If you make Russia anxious, Russia will bite.

21、能駕禦你的人，其實就是你毫不勉強，視如生命愛的人。

The person who can control you is actually the one who you do not reluctantly regard as the love of life.

22、再卑微的愛你。也滿足不了你呐高傲而虛偽的心靈！

Love you humbly. Can't satisfy your arrogant and hypocritical mind!

23、給我一個支點，我把鄰居那小子的汽車翹到溝裏去，省得他見我就按喇叭。

Give me a fulcrum. I'll roll my neighbor's car into the ditch so that he won't honk when he sees me.

24、漸漸的知道了，很多東西可遇而不可求，不屬於自己的，何必拚了命去在乎。

Gradually, I learned that many things can be met but can not be sought. They do not belong to me. Why do you care about them desperately?

25、心情不好，就去學校門口踢自行車，踢一個倒一排。

In a bad mood, go to the school gate to kick a bicycle, kick an inverted row.

26、隻需那些從不仰視星空的人，才不會跌入坑中。

Only those who never look up at the stars will not fall into the pit.

27、不愛我的我不想，講的灑脫卻感傷。

I don't want to love me, speaking freely but sadly.

28、想去一個安靜的城市一個沒人認識我的城市。

I want to go to a quiet city where nobody knows me.

29、你是我患得患失的夢我是你可有可無的人。

You are my dream of gains and losses. I am your indispensable person.

30、感情就像鏡子一樣，有過裂痕，就很難複合。

Emotions are like mirrors. Once there are cracks, it is difficult to recombine.

31、我始終相信有一個地方、那裏有我最初的向往。

I always believe that there is a place where I first yearned for.

32、我的心思蒸發成雲再下成雨，也舍不得淋濕你。

My heart evaporates into clouds and then rains, and I hate to wet you.

33、你身邊有沒有這樣一個人，你一生氣他就樂了？

Are there any people around you who are happy when you get angry?

34、做人最失利的莫過於唐僧，身邊的人不管是敵是仍是友都想送他上西天。

The most defeated person in life is Tang Seng. People around him, whether enemies or friends, want to send him to the west.

35、這個年齡，說愛太早，說喜歡又覺得太少。

At this age, it's too early to say love and too little to say like it.

36、這麼多年我都在想一個問題，為什麼黃瓜是綠色的，為啥不叫綠瓜啊？

For so many years, I have been thinking about why cucumbers are green and why they are not called green cucumbers.

37、每天都要做兩件事情：晚上不想睡早上不想起。

There are two things to do every day: I don't want to sleep at night and I don't want to wake up in the morning.

38、我哪種抱著東西睡覺的習慣永遠都改不了。

I can never change my habit of sleeping with something in my arms.

39、從以前開始你就相信沒有你我會倒下吧那是錯覺。

From the beginning, you believed that I would fall without you. That's an illusion.

40、其實，自己就是一個孩子，疼了會哭的孩子。

In fact, I am a child, pain will cry children.

41、我不是花心，隻是喜新厭舊感太明顯而已。

I'm not interested in flowers, but it's too obvious that I like new things and hate old ones.

42、你是景色，我是遊客，無可避免讓我經過。

You are the scenery, I am a tourist, inevitably let me pass by.