矮馬高手
1、不要樂觀的像個屁一樣，自以為能驚天動地。
Don't be optimistic like a fart and think you can make a world-shaking difference.
2、我搖晃著向前走，哪怕血與骨散落一地。
I staggered forward, even though blood and bone were scattered on the ground.
3、給我時間、空間和對數，我可以創造一個宇宙。
Give me time, space and logarithm, and I can create a universe.
4、別發情，我給你錢，你去滿足我家那條許久沒有配種的母狗。
Stop rutting. I'll give you the money. You go to satisfy my long-standing unbred bitch.
5、得苦中苦，才能開路虎。少壯不努力，隻能開夏利。
Only through bitterness can the road tiger be opened. Young people do not work hard, can only open Xiali.
6、老娘選擇的路，就是跪著也要走完。
The way the old lady chooses is to kneel down and finish it.
7、你在我的特別關心裏，卻不在我的最近訪客裏。
You are in my special concern, but not in my recent visitors.
8、即然選擇了腳下這條路。就算是跪著都要把他走完。
I chose the road at my feet. Even if you kneel, you'll finish him.
9、生活的道路一旦選定，就要勇敢地走到底，決不回頭。
Once the road of life is chosen, we must bravely go to the end and never turn back.
10、貨有過期日，人有看膩時。你在我心裏，能牛逼幾時。
When the goods are out of date, people are tired of seeing them. You are in my heart, how long can you push the bull?
11、你有拋棄我的權利，我也有讓你後悔的資本。
You have the right to abandon me, and I have the capital to make you regret.
12、不要說你不會做！你是個人你就會做！
Don't say you can't do it! You are a person and you can do it!
13、把活著的每一天看作生命的最後一天。
Think of every day alive as the last day of life.
14、我未來的老公，別對你現在對象那麼好了，沒有用！
My future husband, don't be so kind to your current partner, it's no use!
15、你一定要堅強，即使受過傷，流過淚，也要咬牙走下去。
You must be strong, even if you have been hurt and shed tears, you must grind your teeth and walk on.
16、從前有人在我空間裏跑堂，不到兩秒鍾，嘎的一下就死了。
Someone used to run in my space. In less than two seconds, he died.
17、你都好意思撒慌了，我哪敢好意思不信。
You are so embarrassed to panic, I dare not believe it.
18、我小時候得了恐高症，所以到現在我個子也長不高。
I suffered from acrophobia when I was a child, so I'm not very tall now.
19、無論大事還是小事，隻要自己是認為辦得好的，就堅定地去辦，這就是性格。
Whether big or small, as long as they think they are doing well, they will firmly do it. This is character.
20、世上沒有絕望的處境，隻有對處境絕望的人。
There is no desperate situation in the world, only those who are desperate.
21、多交朋友，交好的朋友。女人一定要有閨密。
Make friends, make good friends. A woman must have a boudoir.
22、不要太過依賴除自己以外的人，因為隻有自己不會拋棄自己。
Don't rely too much on people other than yourself, because only you won't abandon yourself.
23、男人的手，不是用來打女人的，它是用來打天下的！
Man's hand is not for beating women, it is for beating the world!
24、喜歡我的人都是好人，不喜歡我的人都是壞人，討厭我的都不是人。
Those who like me are good people, those who don't like me are bad people, and those who hate me are not people.
25、我也想做一個優雅的淑女是生活把老娘逼成了潑婦。
I also want to be an elegant lady. Life forces the old lady into a bitch.
26、不要死，也不要孤獨的活著。
Don't die or live alone.
27、緊要關頭不放棄，絕望就有可能變成希望。
If you don't give up at the critical moment, despair may turn into hope.
28、如果有天我們湮沒在人潮中，庸碌一生，那是因為我們沒有努力要活的豐盛。
If one day we are lost in the crowd, mediocre life, it is because we did not strive to live in abundance.
29、賤也是一種藝術，讓我們一起將這門藝術搞好吧！
Baseness is also an art. Let's do it well together.
30、這年頭做女人真難，你開放點人家說你騷，你傳統點人家說你裝。
It's very difficult to be a woman these days. You should be open to others to say you're sarcastic, and you should be traditional to say you dress up.
31、不是每句對不起就能給你一個沒關係，有時候會是一巴掌。
Not every sorry sentence can give you a no matter, sometimes a slap.
32、不要太依賴朋友，人性基本都有惡的一麵。
Don't rely too much on your friends. Human nature has its bad side.
33、堅強你有個屁用，最重要的是你有實力，否則你就是不自量力的。
Strong you have a fart, the most important thing is that you have strength, otherwise you are not self-reliant.
34、老子來到這個世上就沒打算活著回去。
Lao Tzu had no intention of going back alive when he came to this world.
35、每當夜深人靜的時候，涐常常問自己，當初決定來地球，到底是對是錯？
Whenever the night is quiet, Wei often asks himself whether he was right or wrong when he decided to come to the earth.
36、我要的就一定要得到，就算得不到我也不會讓別人得到。
I must get what I want, even if I can't get it, I won't let others get it.
37、再跟我得瑟，你信不信一巴掌打你打到牆上扣都扣不下來！
If you slap me on the wall, you can't buckle it!
38、過去的事情可以不忘記，但一定要放下。
The past can not be forgotten, but must be put down.
39、隻有不怕死的人才配活著。
Only those who are not afraid of death deserve to live.
40、那些年，陪在我身邊一起瘋的那群瘋子，我想，我一輩子也忘不了。
Those years, accompanied by a group of crazy people around me, I think, I will never forget.
41、當初我看上你，因為我腦子進水了，現在我腦子抖幹了。
At first I looked up to you because my brain was flooded, and now my brain is shaking dry.
