幽默搞笑君
1、保障交通安全，促進改革開放。
Ensuring traffic safety and promoting reform and opening up.
2、讓道於人，安全於己。
Give way to others and be safe to yourself.
3、開車不喝酒，酒後不開車。
Driving does not drink, drink does not drive.
4、騎車請戴安全帽，流汗總比流血好。
Riding a bike wearing a helmet, sweating is better than bleeding.
5、道路交通安全法，伴您平安萬裏行。
The road traffic safety law will accompany you safely.
6、開車多一分小心，家人多十分安心。
Drive more carefully and your family is very comfortable.
7、讓出海闊天空，搶出飛來橫禍。
Let go out of the blue sky and steal all kinds of mishaps.
8、交通安全進萬家，出入平安你我他。
Traffic safety enters thousands of homes, you and I are safe.
9、超載超速，危機四伏。
Overloading and speeding are dangerous.
10、紅燈無數次，生命隻一次。
A red light is many times, life is only once.
11、文明交通安全在，留住生命留住愛。
Civilized traffic safety, retaining life and retaining love.
12、安全最佳效應，平安共同心聲。
The best effect of safety.
13、文明行路路暢通，平安回家家溫馨。
Civilization travels smoothly, and goes home safely.
14、狹路相逢君先過，並駕齊驅君先行。
When you see each other, you will be the leader.
15、一看二慢三通過，麻痹大意闖大禍。
A look at two slow three pass, careless disaster.
16、酒後駕車者，醫院給你開好了房間。
After the drunk driver, the hospital opened the room for you.
17、大家小家是一家，交通安全靠大家。
Everyone is a small family, and traffic safety depends on everyone.
18、守法才能平安，平安才能回家。
Law-abiding can be safe and safe to return home.
19、遵守交通法規，關隘生命旅程。
Obey traffic regulations, pass life journey.
20、快一點危險叢生，緩一秒風平浪靜。
A little faster, the danger is gathering.
21、人不斜穿，不車越線。
People do not slant, do not cross the line.
22、學好交通安全法，平安幸福千萬家。
Learn the traffic safety law, and be safe and happy.
23、車可修複，人無來生。
The car can be repaired and people will never have any afterlife.
24、一人安危係全家，全家幸福係一人。
One man is safe and the whole family is happy.
25、道路千萬條，安全第一條。
There are tens of thousands of roads, safety first.
26、安全來自警惕，事故出於麻痹。
Safety comes from vigilance and accidents are paralyzed.
27、遵守交通法規，平安與你同在。
Obey the traffic laws and be safe with you.
28、防災求得平安在，遵章換得平安來。
Peace is in disaster prevention.
29、嚴是愛，鬆是害，出了事故坑後代。
Yan is love, and pine is harmful.
30、愛妻愛子愛家庭，無視交規等於零。
Love wife, love son, love family, ignore rule is zero.
31、相會有緣，相讓有禮。
Meeting is destined and courteous.
32、安全行走的人才能走得遠。
Those who walk safely can go far.
33、交通法規記心中，人身安全在手中。
In the mind of traffic laws, personal safety is in the hands.
34、公路打曬糧，肇事悔斷腸。
The road is used to dry grain and cause accidents.
35、要想車禍不上身，交通法規牢記深。
If you want to avoid a car accident, remember the traffic laws deeply.
36、人要安全靠右行，車要安全靠慢行。
People should be safe and keep on the right side of the road.
37、法規在心中，平安在手中。
Laws are in mind, peace is in hand.
38、以人為本，關愛生命。
People oriented, caring for life.
39、但願人長久，一路共平安。
Let's hope that people will have a long peace.
40、三思而後行，思命思家思社會。
Look before you leap, think of your life, think of your family and think about the society.
41、心頭常亮紅綠燈，安全行駛伴人生。
Heart is always bright and green, safe driving along with life.
42、你對違章講人情，事故對你不留情。
You tell people about the violation, and the accident is not kind to you.
43、人在路中守交規，法在心中路暢通。
People abide by regulations in the road, and the law is smooth in the heart.
44、開車喝了酒，喜事變憂愁。
Driving a drink, happy things become sad.
45、寧走千步遠，不冒一步險。
It is better to walk a thousand steps than to take a risk.
46、維護交通安全，關愛生命久遠。
Safeguarding traffic safety and caring for life is long.
47、離交通安全法近，距交通事故遠。
Close to traffic safety law, far from traffic accidents.
48、酗酒開車是駛向死亡與墳墓的選擇。
Drinking and driving is the choice for death and grave.
49、遵守交規，善待生命。
Obey the rules and treat life well.
50、違章是安全的大敵，車禍的朋友。
Violation is a great enemy of safety, a friend of a car accident.
51、良藥苦口利於病，交通法規利於行。
Good medicine tastes bitter, and traffic laws are good.
52、你讓我讓，路路通暢。
You let me make the road clear.
53、處罰違章不留情，看似無情最深情。
Punishment is not merciless, seemingly merciless and deepest.
54、車行萬裏路，走好每一步。
Drive thousands of miles, take every step.
55、安安安全出車去，平平安安回家來。
Ann Ann went out safely and went home safely.
56、行人過路要小心，提前準備防萬一。
Be careful when crossing pedestrians. Prepare ahead of time.
57、何愁路途多遙遠，遵守法規保平安。
How far is the road to worry?
58、損人是禍，讓人是福。
It is a curse to harm others, but a blessing to others.
59、交岔路口，看清再走。
Turn around and see clearly.
60、實線虛線斑馬線，都是生命安全線。
Solid line dashed line is life safety line.
61、肇事逃逸犯法，緝拿歸案重罰。
Hit and run offences, arrest and punish severely.
62、超速行駛是搶占死亡線。
Speeding is the preemption of death line.
63、駕駛”脖車行，代價血淋淋。
Driving is expensive.
64、手握方向盤，時刻想安全。
Hold the steering wheel and always want safety.
65、客貨混裝，害人害己。
Passengers and goods are mixed up to harm others.
